University of Chicago Announces New Curriculum Changes

Looking to the future of legal education and the legal services industry, the University of Chicago announced today a radical new curriculum that respond to claims that law school is too expensive, too long, and irrelevant to the delivery of legal services.  These changes will go into effect beginning with the incoming class of 2014-15.

A new orientation day will replace earlier attempts at “welcome to law school” programs.  New legal careers will begin on Day One.  On this day, students will be given a type of aptitude test that will tell students in which broad legal field they may thrive in and in which they are most likely to find satisfaction.  The results of these tests are confidential and not mandatory, students will be able to choose the next day which field of study they will enter; however, this choice is irreversible.  

Chicago has announced five fields of legal study, which will be organized into “factions”:  Abnegation, which will focus on public interest work and “street law;” Amity, which will focus on dispute resolution; Erudite, which will focus on the most cerebral of legal work, corporate, securities and tax law; Candor, which will focus on governmental agency work; and Dauntless, which will focus on litigation.  Each field of study will require different lengths of training.  Dauntless training will be completed in three months by zip-lining from the Sears Tower through downtown Chicago.  Erudite training will take six years and take place exclusively indoors.

However, should a student drop out or be counseled out of training, the student will be “factionless,” or in other words be unable to sit for the bar unless a law school beyond the fence is willing to retrain the student. 

The law school acknowledges that some educators (and parents) believe that some students may have skills or talents that could serve them well in different factions; however, this gifted “divergent” student is more myth than reality, according to experts.