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Top 40 Bizarre New Words in Your KJV Bibles - Mandela Bible Effect

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Due to the satanic Mandela Effect or Quantum Effect there are now new ludicrous words out of place and out of time in our Bibles. These mostly affect the King James Version. As we have covered in previous articles many of these words bring new meaning as well as corrupt the intended message.

As it happens these words in most cases mean similar things as the original words they supplanted, but are different enough to render new contexts, and messages. For instance:

Genesis 31:34 (KJV)

34 Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel’s furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent, but found them not.

The original words were idols and saddle. Obviously this change takes away the concept that Laban possessed idols and Rachel was trying to hide them. Idol worship, and the possession of idols is prohibited by God.

Ahead I will not comment on the Mandela Effect Bible changes generally. I’ll let the reader determine what is happening. The new words will be in red. Grammar, punctuation or capitalization errors will be in bold.

I will be giving only one example of each word change in select verses from the KJV. The reason for limiting the examples is because there are thousands and I need to keep this article as reader friendly as possible.

Please get out your King James Bibles to verify the altered words, or double check these changes for yourselves with an online Bible source such as BibleGateway.com.

Let us get started with the first ME:

(1)

Genesis 31:37
Whereas thou hast searched all my stuff, what hast thou found of all thy household stuffset it here before my brethren and thy brethren, that they may judge betwixt us both.

(2)

Exodus 34:19 (KJV)
All that openeth the matrix is mine; …”

(3)

34 Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens.

(4)

Isaiah 13:21 (KJV)

21 But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there.

(5)

Isaiah 32:8 (KJV)

But the liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.

The word noble was taken out and replaced the liberal.

(6)

Acts 12:4 (KJV)

And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.

Here Easter replaced Passover. Easter has strong origins in pagan religion. Fertility is the main theme.

(7)

Isaiah 34:7 (KJV)

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

(8)

Leviticus 2:14 (KJV)

14 And if thou offer a meat offering of thy firstfruits unto the Lord, thou shalt offer for the meat offering of thy firstfruits green ears of corn dried by the fire, even corn beaten out of full ears.

Corn did not exist then, (see article) and this sentence doesn’t make sense.

(9)

Ezekiel 27:28 (KJV)

28 The suburbs shall shake at the sound of the cry of thy pilots.

Suburbs occurs many times now.

(10)

2 Chronicles 34:22 (KJV)

22 And Hilkiah, and they that the king had appointed, went to Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvath, the son of Hasrah, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college : ) and they spake to her to that effect.

The scripture used to read second quarter, not college.

(11)

Luke 19:23 (KJV)

23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?

The switched word here is bank. It used to be moneychangers.

(12)

Nehemiah 5:3 (KJV)

Some also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.

(13)

Genesis 49:4 (KJV)

Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel; because thou wentest up to thy father’s bed; then defiledst thou it: he went up to my couch.

(14)

1 Corinthians 16:15 (KJV)

15 I beseech you, brethren, (ye know the house of Stephanas, that it is the firstfruits of Achaia, and that they have addicted themselves to the ministry of the saints,)

Addicted used to be devoted.

(15)

Matthew 14:8 (KJV)

And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, Give me here John Baptist’s head in a charger.

Was: John the Baptist’s and on a platter.

(16)

2 Samuel 17:28 (KJV)

28 Brought beds, and basons, and earthen vessels, and wheat, and barley, and flour, and parched corn, and beans, and lentiles, and parched pulse,

You can see the article on pulse here.

(17)

Acts 4:9 (KJV)

If we this day be examined of the good deed done to the impotent man, by what means he is made whole;

This verse also used to read, “The lame man“.

(18)

Luke 5:17 (KJV)

17 And it came to pass on a certain day, as he was teaching, that there were Pharisees and doctors of the law sitting by, which were come out of every town of Galilee, and Judaea, and Jerusalem: and the power of the Lord was present to heal them.

Doctors used to be teachers! Doctors of the Law? You mean like PhD’s?

(19)

Luke 13:32 (KJV)

32 And he said unto them, Go ye, and tell that fox, Behold, I cast out devils, and I do cures to day and to morrow, and the third day I shall be perfected.

The original word here was healings. Like the gift of healing. Not the gift of curing. Also, the words to day and to morrow above should not have a space in between.

(20)

Jonah 1:8 (KJV)

Then said they unto him, Tell us, we pray thee, for whose cause this evil is upon us; What is thine occupationand whence comest thou? what is thy country? and of what people art thou?

(21)

Leviticus 2:7 (KJV)

And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in the fryingpan, it shall be made of fine flour with oil.

Fryingpan is new and should be two words – frying pan.

(22)

Genesis 3:7 (KJV)

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

Here aprons used to be coverings.

(23)

1 Samuel 8:13 (KJV)

13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

(24)

Genesis 40:21 (KJV)

21 And he restored the chief butler unto his butlership again; and he gave the cup into Pharaoh’s hand:

(25)

2 Chronicles 7:3 (KJV)

And when all the children of Israel saw how the fire came down, and the glory of the Lord upon the house, they bowed themselves with their faces to the ground upon the pavement, and worshipped, and praised the Lord, saying, For he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever.

(26)

2 Kings 18:17 (KJV)

17 And the king of Assyria sent Tartan and Rabsaris and Rabshakeh from Lachish to king Hezekiah with a great host against Jerusalem. And they went up and came to Jerusalem. And when they were come up, they came and stood by the conduit of the upper pool, which is in the highway of the fuller’s field.

(27)

Judges 3:25 (KJV)

25 And they tarried till they were ashamed: and, behold, he opened not the doors of the parlour; therefore they took a key, and opened them: and, behold, their lord was fallen down dead on the earth.

One would expect to find parlours with locking doors and keys in modern suburbs, but not three thousand years ago!

(28)

Job 33:20 (KJV)

20 So that his life abhorreth bread, and his soul dainty meat.

(29)

Ezekiel 5:1 (KJV)

5 And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber’s razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.

Barbers razors over three thousand years ago? Absurd!

More Mandela Effect, Quantum Effect ME Bible changes continued below. Please share this meme.

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Acts 17:28 (KJV)

28 For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.

Here Paul is introducing the Biblical God to the Greeks at Mars Hill in Athens. He is speaking about God. The words him and his in this passage should be capitalized. Poets should be prophets. These demonic “Mandela Effect, or Quantum Effect” changes in scripture are very sloppy and would never have been allowed by the master editors of the King James Bible.

(31)

Luke 20:24 (KJV)

24 Shew me a penny. Whose image and superscription hath it? They answered and said, Caesar’s.

Not only is the word penny new here, but the word superscription. The word should be, and always has been (until recently) inscription.

(32)

Ezekiel 26:17 (KJV)

17 And they shall take up a lamentation for thee, and say to thee, How art thou destroyed, that wast inhabited of seafaring men, the renowned city, which wast strong in the sea, she and her inhabitants, which cause their terror to be on all that haunt it!

The end of this verse should, and did read… all that inhabit it.

(33)

Zephaniah 2:6 (KJV)

And the sea coast shall be dwellings and cottages for shepherds, and folds for flocks.

Dwellings and cottages should be pastures and meadows.

(34)

Psalm 72:6 (KJV)

He shall come down like rain upon the mown grass: as showers that water the earth.

And, you’d have to have it done with a mower.

Psalm 129:7 (KJV)

Wherewith the mower filleth not his hand; nor he that bindeth sheaves his bosom.

(35)

Psalm 4:2 (KJV)

O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn my glory into shame? how long will ye love vanity, and seek after leasing? Selah.

(36)

Nehemiah 5:3 (KJV)

Some also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.

(37)

Isaiah 23:3 (KJV)

And by great waters the seed of Sihor, the harvest of the river, is her revenue; and she is a mart of nations.

Revenue used to be wealth, and mart used to be merchant.

(38)

Amos 7:13 (KJV)

13 But prophesy not again any more at Bethel: for it is the king’s chapel, and it is the king’s court.

Chapel should be and was sanctuary.

(39)

Leviticus 11:35 (KJV)

35 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be unclean unto you.

This verse has been rendered ridiculous, and there certainly were no such things as ranges over three thousand years ago.

(40)

2 Kings 23:5 (KJV)

And he put down the idolatrous priests, whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places in the cities of Judah, and in the places round about Jerusalem; them also that burned incense unto Baal, to the sun, and to the moon, and to the planets, and to all the host of heaven.

The original word here was constellations.

 

Our Bibles are under attack. Not only do we have the man made Bible perversions, but also the satanic “Mandela Effect” scripture changes. We have a real problem, and a growing famine for God’s true Word in the land. Many will be deceived because they love not the truth. Surely this IS the truth, and now is the acceptable time of salvation if you are not saved yet!

Still not convinced? Go to MandelaBibleChanges.com



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