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Avocados from Mexico SuperBowl Commercial was Not What You Think – Oh My! AvoSecrets Exposed!

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The #AvoSecrets Big Game 2017 SuperBowl Commercial that aired worldwide was not just a witty mockery of the conspiracy community, this commercial is FAR MORE sinister than you will presume and has everything to do with the largest wicked scandal of #PizzaGate that broke out regarding the world elite. These pedo “elites” such as the Clintons, Podesta, Obama, Abramovic, etc are the product of twisted demonic spirits and the dark occult practices of Luciferians. Let us uncover the darkest of all subliminal advertisement secrets in #AvoSecrets and its connection to the worldwide ring of #PedoGate and #PizzaGate, in hopes to inform our loved ones of what is really taking place in this world. This is a MUST watch. Warning: Adult Content.


115 million viewers were openly mocked during the 2017 SuperBowl.  

Warning: Adult Content.

“Just as it takes 9 months for a baby to fully develop in the womb, it takes an avocado exactly 9 months to grow from a blossom into a ripened fruit!”

“Eat Them!” - (from Avocados from Mexico 2017 SuperBowl Commercial #AvoSecrets)

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    • The Light In The Dark Place

      In case you missed :idea:

      Shocking: Donald Trump Is Not a Christian

      Hillary Clinton KURU Disease From #PizzaGate

    • Air Quotes Shill Air Quotes

      Actually it takes 8 months from bloom to fruit for most Mexican avocados.

      12 to 15 months for some.

      Tons of things like weather, pH balance, etc effect the growing time.

      It sounds to me like you’re just grasping for anything you can turn into more hocus pocus crap to get more clicks.

    • church of the 1stborn

      whores their issue is bastards = lost sheep =
      But Lord God Jesus became the Christ bridegroom by the rapture power of the cross to wife #2

      whores their issue is bastards Jeremiah 3:8
      “And I saw that for all the adulteries of faithless Israel, I had sent her away and given her a writ of divorce, yet her treacherous sister Judah did not fear; but she went and was a harlot also.

      And if the latter husband hate her, and write her a bill of divorce, and gives it in her hand, and sends her out of his house; or if the latter husband die, which took her to be his wife;

      Exclusion from the Congregation
      Deuteronomy 23:1″No one who is emasculated or has his male organ cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD. 2″No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD. 3″No Ammonite or Moabite shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of their descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall ever enter the assembly of the LORD,…

      Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh,- Egypt= the eyes of the whole world (satan fought for the bones of Moses)(watch out when Moses comes back! ) This is the finger of God.

      Law of Divorce-the world was under the law of Moses BUT by the cross made it possible to put all world under the law of by faith alone (by his stripes we are healed)

      Exodus 7:1 And the Lord said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
      Exodus 8:19 Then the magicians said unto Pharaoh, This is the finger of God: and Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he hearkened not unto them; as the Lord had said.

      Deuteronomy 24:…2and she leaves his house and goes and becomes another man’s wife, 3and if the latter husband turns against her and writes her a certificate of divorce and puts it in her hand and sends her out of his house, or if the latter husband dies who took her to be his wife,

      4 then her former husband who sent her away is not allowed to take her again to be his wife, since she has been defiled; for that is an abomination before the LORD, and you shall not bring sin on the land which the LORD your God gives you as an inheritance.…

      There has to be a second bride groom for the 1st wife & her daughter and her issue of lost sheep = the bastards forever, some will gain heaven at the 2nd judgement of wrath only,2nd wedding to the 2nd bridegroom in the 2nd house

      the first wife shall be last in heaven and the last shall be first in heaven

      Psalm 83:3 They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.

      NO YOKE on the Gentile rapture bride (other sheep) the bride judges of righteousness

      Acts 15 :10 Now then, why do you try to test God by putting on the necks of Gentiles a yoke that neither we nor our ancestors have been able to bear?

      Wise hidden Gentile rapture bride chaste virgin other sheep fold
      Acts 15:14 Simeon hath declared how God at the first did visit the Gentiles, to take out of them a people for his name.

      John 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

      voice bridegroom,voice bride (Christ /Gentile rapture bride wife#2 are judges) discussing wife#1 two families of bastards.

      Jeremiah 33: 11 The voice of joy, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride, the voice of them that shall say, Praise the LORD of hosts: for the LORD is good; for his mercy endureth for ever: and of them that shall bring the sacrifice of praise into the house of the LORD. For I will cause to return the captivity of the land, as at the first, saith the LORD.

      Jeremiah 33:14 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will perform that good thing which I have promised unto the house of Israel and to the house of Judah.

      Jeremiah 33:24 Considerest thou not what this people have spoken, saying, The two families which the Lord hath chosen, he hath even cast them off? thus they have despised my people, that they should be no more a nation before them.
      voice bridegroom,voice bride (Christ /Gentile rapture bride wife#2 are judges) discussing wife#1 two families of bastards.

      We will settle all matters at the 2nd judgement and during the 1000 year dirt kingdom

      The mystery of who are the savior’s is solved
      Obadiah 1:21 And saviours shall come up on mount Zion to judge the mount of Esau; and the kingdom shall be the LORD’S.

      1 corin 6:2 1 If any of you has a grievance against another, how dare he go to law before the unrighteous instead of before the saints! 2Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if you are to judge the world, are you not competent to judge trivial cases? 3Do you not know that we will judge angels? How much more the things of this life!…

      (We judge things on earth as mortals and when we come back we fight and rebuild and do the 2nd judgement of the terrestrials the milk flesh sin repenters)
      In Matthew 24 out of the clouds from the east we march on Armageddon- i show how it all works

      Acts 15:14 Simeon hath declared how God at the first did visit the Gentiles, to take out of them a people for his name.

      Acts 15:15 And to this agree the words of the prophets; as it is written,

      Acts 15:16 After this I will return, and will build again the tabernacle of David, which is fallen down; and I will build again the ruins thereof, and I will set it up:

      Acts 15:17 That the residue of men might seek after the Lord, and all the Gentiles, upon whom my name is called, saith the Lord, who doeth all these things.

      Acts 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.


      Jesus the Good Shepherd the shepherd of the rapture flock
      John 10:…15 just as the Father knows Me and I know the Father. And I lay down My life for the sheep. 16I have other sheep that are not of this fold. I must bring them in as well, and they will listen to My voice. Then there will be one flock and one shepherd. 17The reason the Father loves Me is that I lay down My life in order to take it up again.…

      (2) bridegrooms, (2) virgins (2) marriage songs ( wife #1 and wife #2) (2) houses (2 kingdoms to be made all in all) (3 sheepfolds )(2) sons (1 sun) (1 free woman with son) (1) (1 bondage woman & son with a daughter) (1) moon
      (2) different judgments in 2 different locations by 2 different accusers (2 different accusers) (2 different judge’s) (1 MILK terrestrial born again) (1 celestial born from above strong meat JUDGES) (5 priesthoods 1 destroyed and cursed) (many covenants) (1 celestial born from above quickened strong meat priesthood & 1 terrestrial born again priesthood ) (2 sticks made 1) (speckled sheep and goats) (speckled birds)()
      (fig tree curse) (100% 1st fruits) (a kinda firstfruits-not 100%) ( 2 laws) (2 faiths – but 1 wasn’t a faith ) (so much more)

      Peters terrestrial MILK 4 gospels of the foreskin cutting ministry of circumcision Torah observant Temple Jews (that used Christ blood instead of alter /animal blood) with Gentile proselytes all me were pressed into the (613 laws of Moses)
      1 Corinthians 1:2
      To the church of God in Corinth, to those sanctified in Christ Jesus and called to be holy, together with all those everywhere who call on the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, their Lord and ours:

      Peters dead 4 gospels (120 upper room sealed [saved] )-(for the second judgement as wife #1 given born of bondwoman and their accuser husband forever and a bloody headed bastard of shame of heaven eternal )

      Mark 11:20- 21 As they were passing by in the morning, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots up. 21 Being reminded, Peter said to Him, “Rabbi, look, the fig tree which You cursed has withered.”

      Matthew 25:2 And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

      The oil of by faith alone- the foolish dumb bastards the lost sheep wife #1

      Matthew 25:8 And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out.

      Zechariah 11:4-17 Two Shepherds

      4This is what the Lord my God says: “Shepherd the flock marked for slaughter. 5Their buyers slaughter them and go unpunished. Those who sell them say, ‘Praise the Lord, I am rich!’ Their own shepherds do not spare them. 6For I will no longer have pity on the people of the land,” declares the Lord. “I will give everyone into the hands of their neighbors and their king. They will devastate the land, and I will not rescue anyone from their hands.”

      7So I shepherded the flock marked for slaughter, particularly the oppressed of the flock. Then I took two staffs and called one Favor and the other Union, and I shepherded the flock. 8In one month I got rid of the three shepherds.

      The flock detested me, and I grew weary of them 9and said, “I will not be your shepherd. Let the dying die, and the perishing perish. Let those who are left eat one another’s flesh.”

      10Then I took my staff called Favor and broke it, revoking the covenant I had made with all the nations. 11It was revoked on that day, and so the oppressed of the flock who were watching me knew it was the word of the Lord.

      12I told them, “If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.” So they paid me thirty pieces of silver.

      13And the Lord said to me, “Throw it to the potter”—the handsome price at which they valued me! So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them to the potter at the house of the Lord.

      14Then I broke my second staff called Union, breaking the family bond between Judah and Israel.

      15Then the Lord said to me, “Take again the equipment of a foolish shepherd. 16For I am going to raise up a shepherd over the land who will not care for the lost, or seek the young, or heal the injured, or feed the healthy, but will eat the meat of the choice sheep, tearing off their hooves.

      17“Woe to the worthless shepherd,

      who deserts the flock!

      May the sword strike his arm and his right eye!

      May his arm be completely withered,

      his right eye totally blinded!”

      —————— three flocks of sheep
      Genesis 29:1 Jacob Meets Rachel
      1 Then Jacob went on his journey, and came to the land of the sons of the east. 2He looked, and saw a well in the field, and behold, three flocks of sheep were lying there beside it, for from that well they watered the flocks. Now the stone on the mouth of the well was large. 3When all the flocks were gathered there, they would then roll the stone from the mouth of the well and water the sheep, and put the stone back in its place on the mouth of the well.…

      Galatians 1:…12I did not receive it from any man, nor was I taught it; rather, I received it by revelation from Jesus Christ. 13For you have heard of my former way of life in Judaism, how severely I persecuted the church of God and tried to destroy it. 14I was advancing in Judaism beyond many of my contemporaries and was extremely zealous for the traditions of my fathers.…
      Paul the revelator
      2 Corinthians 12:1
      I must go on boasting. Although there is nothing to gain, I will go on to visions and revelations from the Lord.

      Romans 9:31 But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained to the law of righteousness.

      Romans 9:32 Wherefore? Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were by the works of the law. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone;

      John 5:21 For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth them; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will.

      Isaiah 45:8 Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the Lord have created it.

      Hosea 13:14 I will ransom them from the power of the grave; I will redeem them from death: O death, I will be thy plagues; O grave, I will be thy destruction: repentance shall be hid from mine eyes.

      1Cor15:44It is sown a natural body;it is raised a spiritual body.There is a natural body,and there is a spiritual body.
      1Cor15:45And so it is written,The first man Adam was made a living soul;the last Adam
      was made a quickening spirit.

      The whole world was put under milk law /then the priesthood and law was changed, the whole world got
      Jesus-now the Christ rewards only judgement.
      Only if you answer the holy heavenly call you can get his judgment by faith alone

      there is a milk flesh bible and hidden within there is a quickened spirit strong meat bible of the mystry’s

      Galatians 3:22 But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus
      Christ might be given to them that believe.

      Romans 10:4 For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.

      Romans 8:4 That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not after the flesh,
      but after the Spirit.

      Romans 6:14 For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace.
      The sin law flesh works preachers will attack the wise hidden Gentile rapture bride church of Christ church of the 1st born
      Galatians 4:29 But as then he that was born after the flesh persecuted him that was born after the Spirit,
      even so it is now.

      Saul/Paul Acts 9 to Hebrews the founding of the wise hidden (Jewish sect) of Gentile rapture bride church of liberty by mercy/grace/by faith alone
      (3 churches, 3 priesthoods/orders, (3 different SECT’S) 3 different path/ways using 2 different laws/doors into heaven

      Temple Jews w/alter & animal blood,Gentile church of Christ,Peters fig tree cursed dead 4 gospels Torah law observent church of God
      1 Corinthians 10:32 Give none offence, neither to the Jews, nor to the Gentiles, nor to the church of God:
      Romans 8:9 But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you.
      Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

      Hebrews 7:16 Who is made, not after the law of a carnal commandment, but after the power of an endless life.

      Philippians 3:21 Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to
      the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

      Jesus wasn’t resurrected (He died once for all men)it was a rapture!His body/church/highest
      priesthood & his Gentile rapture bride (spirit quickened taken first)then the body taken lastly-it won’t
      quit until Romans 11:25 & 1 Thess 4&5 His Gentile people hidden wise chaste virgin bride,Lamb’s 2nd wife
      (the judges and counsellors and highest priests. church of the 1st born of 1st fruits will be complete,
      then the tribulation and wrath begins

      Gentile people hidden wise chaste virgin bride,Lamb’s 2nd wife: we have our key of knowledge Col 2:2
      Luke 11:52 Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves,
      and them that were entering in ye hindered.

      1 Peter 2:24 Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live
      unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.

      Colossians 2:2
      2 That their hearts might be comforted, being knit together in love, and unto all riches of the
      full assurance of understanding, to the acknowledgement of the mystery of God, and of the Father,
      and of Christ;

      ( 1 of the mose hidden [called]rapture scriptures in the bible- no alter-no blood -no cross )
      Hebrews 11:8 By faith Abraham, when he was called to go out into a place which he should after receive
      for an inheritance, obeyed; and he went out, not knowing whither he went.

      Romans 1:17
      For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

      Galatians 3:22 But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might
      be given to them that believe.

      Galatians 3:24
      Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
      ————————-BUT God —————————
      Hebrews 7:12 For the priesthood being changed, there is made of necessity a change also of the law.
      Ephesians 4:4 There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling;

      Ephesians 3:2
      If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:

      Romans 11:25 For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise i
      n your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.

      Hebrews 3:1 Wherefore, holy brethren, partakers of the heavenly calling, consider the Apostle and High
      Priest of our profession, Christ Jesus;

      Ephesians 6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

      The hidden gospel in the whole bible, so you and Father can make peace forever.

      1 Corinthians 15:1-4 then 5-58 King James Version (KJV)
      15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;

      2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.

      3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;

      4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

      1 Corinthians 15:5-58 now a large amount of the rapture doctrine of godliness of 1st fruits church of Christ,
      church of the 1st born 1st fruits, is taught

      1 Timothy 1:3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,

      1 Timothy 6:3 If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ,
      and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;

      His rapture body is still alive receiving spirits quicking them to be seated in the Hebrews 4 prince of Peace having made peace
      between you and His Father by His hidden gospel of mercy by faith alone grace -free gift to man.
      Romans 6:10 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God.

      the dispensation of the grace of God- church of Christ has a end date- better get rapture ready
      2 Corinthians 4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

      John 4:23 But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the
      Father seeketh such to worship him.

      John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

      John 4:25 The woman saith unto him, I know that Messias cometh, which is called Christ: when he is come, he will tell us all things.

      John 4:26 Jesus saith unto her, I that speak unto thee am he.

      healed all the churches,priesthoods,brides *NOW all the whores,all their issue of bastards can make peace with Father & go to heaven
      1 Peter 2:24… Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the by whose stripes ye were healed

      John 3:16 is the great rapture door that Christ opened ascended- and his bride will use in the great springing up
      1 Corinthians 16:9 For a great door and effectual is opened unto me, and there are many adversaries.
      John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish,
      but have everlasting life.

      Quicking of a spirit rapture happening every second,bodys taken lastly/we return Matt 24 ask! [email protected] gmail. com
      Randy Lewis

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