Are Time Traveler Claims that Barack Obama Won Election True?

Are Time Traveler Claims that Barack Obama Won Election True?

Weatherford Indigo Norvault claims to have returned to this time from a version of history 10 years in advance via an undisclosed time travel device.  While he must keep the details of his time machine cloaked in secrecy, Weatherford states that it “involves the manipulation of light, thought and the atmosphere (which acts like an unlimited power source).”  Weatherford states that his original time period is from our past –the early 1900s to be approximate.  But, who is Weatherford and why has this relic from the past decided to enter our present to claim knowledge about tomorrow’s election?

Weatherford states that he was a laboratory assistant to Nichola Tesla during his time in Colorado.  According to history, a lab accident resulted in a terrible fire that burned the entire structure (and Tesla’s notes) to the ground.  According to Weatherford, the fire was no accident.  Tesla was not in the lab during the catastrophe, but Weatherford had been.  He claims that federal agents or contractors employed by J.P. Morgan (he guesses) caused the fire to prevent Tesla from accessing unlimited free energy present in the atmosphere.  Weatherford had been working with a time machine created by Tesla when the fire occurred.   He took refuge in the enclosure of the time machine when the mysterious agents arrived.  The agents did not notice the hiding Weatherford as they poured gasoline and ignited the fire.  Somehow the machine was turned on and accessed some of that unlimited power from the atmosphere.  Electricity surged everywhere and Weatherford suddenly found himself at an undisclosed future date at the same location in Colorado. 

To make a long story short, “people who knew exactly when and where I would arrive” appeared and provided assistance.  Weatherford then spent the next two decades time traveling and having a great time watching history unfold as if it were an interactive movie.  He claims to have fathered dozens of children in dozens of different eras and is slightly horrified that he might be one of his own ancestors after a lack of judgment in Italy during the 1400s.  But, after all of his travels, he just wanted to see what would happen if he revealed a snippet from the future just one day in advance, which brings us to tomorrow’s election.

According to our prolific time traveler, the news is good news for fans of the current president.  Tomorrow’s election is sure to go to President Barack Obama.  Weatherford also stated that this will be a turning point for the United States, ushering it into a new and successful age.  “Tomorrow, election-day, is the beginning of a brighter future.”  And, he says, that Mitt Romney is “far too similar to J.P. Morgan” than he is comfortable with.  “Morgan only cared about the rich and exploited the poor, and when he realized that Tesla wanted to provide *free* energy for the masses, pulled the plug on funding and sent Tesla into obscurity.”

There you have it, straight from the mouth of Mr. Weatherford Indigo Norvault.  So, President Obama is going to win, Romney will lose, and the United States will be ushered into a brighter age of success and prosperity. 

One last quote from Weatherford:  “Go out and vote to make this future happen!”