EXCLUSIVE – see these new tariffs from British Gas for hard-up customers
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1) Choose one of the following tariffs which best suits you and your needs:
2) Go to your nearest clothes store and ask for the tariff which most closely matches your choice
3) Shut the f**k up about how you can’t afford to heat your home. We really really really couldn’t give a shit. Got it?
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