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Yesterday Mrs H made some veggie pâté so I decided to make a loaf of bread to go with it. Sadly, after the pâté ingredients had been weighed out, the kitchen scales complained of a low battery and steadfastly refused to weigh even one more item. A feeble little ‘Lo’ appeared on the display for about a second before the thing went into an electronic coma.
I make bread using a breadmaker and reasonably accurate quantities are important, but at the time I didn’t want to toddle off to the shops merely to buy a new battery, so what to do?
Simple. I logged into Amazon and ordered a pack of two batteries for 24 hr delivery. Yes I suppose I could have nipped out to Sainsbury’s for batteries and made the loaf yesterday, but why bother when it is so easy to click, click, click even if one has to wait a day for delivery?
My little package of batteries was shipped out from Peterborough overnight and popped through the letterbox today while we were out visiting. When we returned I breathed new life into the kitchen scales via one of those brand-new, fresh from Peterborough batteries and my loaf should be ready in a couple of hours.
Where does it all end though? How idle is it possible for a chap to be? In future will I have any real need to leave the house at all?
