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Metro... News... but Not as You Know It

Friday, September 8, 2017 2:04

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Incredible and amazingly-sexy news has come to light about the the World’s Sexiest Couple: Pimp Kardashian and Khan West. While the evil and sexist homophobite, Donald Trump, has been very busy killing cisgendered Mexicans, the sexy and beautiful couple announced that they’ll be standing for the American Presidency – as Progressive Democrats! They hope to fight against Global Warmings and for Sexual Equalitude. They’re also hoping that their new African-American child will be cisgender. (The surrogate mother is a Black Progressive Democrat, who’s also a member of the Jesus H. Corbett Church of East Sussex.)

Kimmy and Westy – as we at Metro like to call them – take seriously their fight against racist evilitons and bigoted bigotry.

The couple are committed to their marriage and have been sexually and spiritually unified for at least four months.

…. Meanwhile, and on a very different topic, we at the progressive and metropolitan Metro would like to announce that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx’s relationship has been the best kept secret in showbiz for at least three weeks.

The great Black Actor, Sir Jamie Foxx, and the bestist and most sexiest actress of the last 40 years, Katie Holmes, have been dating since July 2017. And we – at Metro – love them!

Thanks to our highly-trained investigative journalists, this monumental and important story is now available to Joe’s Pubic. According to an in-depth critical analysis of this profound situation, Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt’s divorce contained a clause that Katie (38, sexy, and attractive) wasn’t allowed to date anybody who isn’t famous, rich or sexy.

Katie Holmes – as Metro fans already know – is a great Shakespearean actress, feminist and sexy X Factor presenter, who has also appeared in Shakespeare’s McPlumduff and Samuel Beckett’s Where’s that Sandwich? She also has her very own line in feminist dildos, which she sells for two bob each….

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