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Why do so many people believe Michelle “Michael” Obama is a biological man?

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(Natural News) Anybody can switch and become a Black woman or Black man at any time they want to, thanks to gender fluid social justice and trans-everything Leftist logic. So maybe we should all declare we’re Black women, just like Michael “Michelle” Obama did, and then we’ll all be entitled to reparations, if and when they ever come. You can even use gender fluidity to steal your way to the top in politics. It’s easy, you see, because allegedly, Michelle Obama was born a biological man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson, then he changed his name to Michelle at 12 years old, so he could be a “princess” who rides ponies and who likes boys.

It was a confusing, difficult time for Michael, but according to him, his parents were quite supportive. First came surgery, then came marriage, and along came surrogate kids in their baby carriage.

Michael Robinson’s tranny conversion into Michelle Obama

Michael Obama is said to have undergone surgery in his late 20s, just before he met Barack Hussein, who knew from the beginning about the real Michelle. Michael was not going to begin that relationship based on a lie, so he told Barack, but he already knew. Their kids are all from Barack’s sperm but they’re surrogates. Michael is “mom” and that’s that.

“When it comes to me, they get really, really ignorant. They believe that just because I have an Adam’s Apple that I’m not a real woman.”

The dead giveaway, when you’re trying to tell someone’s biological gender (that’s called science, by the way), is by taking a look at their laryngeal prominence or “neck triangle.” Commonly known as the Adam’s apple, that’s the protrusion or “lump” formed by a certain angle of thyroid cartilage that surrounds and protects the larynx. For adult males this secondary sexual characteristic is clearly visible and also palpable. This is related to the deepening of the voice, as it becomes accentuated during puberty.

There is cosmetic surgery, called chondrolaryngoplasy, that can be done to reshape the Adam’s apple by reducing some of the thyroid cartilage. But then there’s those big manly shoulders to contend with, when we’re speaking of Michael Obama.

Maybe everyone will think she works out really hard, and so the simplest solution to that cover-up problem is just don’t cover them up, ever. Attention women seeking arms and shoulders like “Michelle” Obama, if you weren’t also born a man, it may be difficult to just work out and develop shoulders like an NFL linebacker.

Michael still has his junk, cause that ain’t no summer sausage he’s grabbin’

Watch Michael “Michelle” Obama shake his junk on the Ellen Show. That’s a package, unless “she” is just carrying “her” mace around her waist in “her” jock strap.

Michelle is a biological man, says Barack Obama’s brother Malik

Ooops. Did that get published? Yes, the brother of the infamous former president spilled the beans about the first gay president that we know about, and the first “First Man” to live in the White House. Barack’s brother Malik posted tweets about Michelle really being Michael. After all, with hands that huge, an Adam’s apple, and shoulders that could lift the back end of a pickup truck off the ground, Malik was simply stating the obvious. Is that just a woman with thyroid problems and a big banana in her pocket for a snack later? Only his husband knows for sure.

What we do know for sure is that every day was opposite day for Barack Obama when he was in office for those long eight years, and he’s still lying through his teeth to get his senile cohort in the driver’s seat now. The Left lies about everything, so why not lie about Michael’s penis? Tune into for more uncovering of absurd fiascoes the Left always dismally tries to cover up. And don’t you worry Michael, your secret is safe with us.

Friday, August 28, 2020 by: S.D. Wells



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    Total 25 comments
    • Canderson

      Michael Robbinson

      • Canderson

        Michael Robinson could mean the priesthood of “cy-bele” is in control.

      • Boxed in Freight

        Stand next to a female or male as the case may be. Put your hands down to your side and look at your elbows, a man’s elbows face outward to carry heavy objects, throw a spear, fight. A woman’s elbows face inward to carry children on their hip. It’s a trait that cannot be altered and it makes it easy to identify a male from a female every time. Michelle Obama’s elbows face outward, proving she is a man. :lol: :lol:

    • ElOregonian

      Big Mike is a stiff backer of husband Barry. They enjoy a unhealthy connection.

    • Zeropointenergy

      I am going to vomit ! seeing that pic !

    • unidentified

      PC TV adores her and her hubby :twisted:

    • Don - 1

      Silly sarcastic article.

      • YellowRoseTx51

        Insane depraved Micheal & Barry.

    • pohknee

      People don’t have a problem accepting the truth. Michael is Michael no matter how many times you say otherwise. The press doesn’t want to talk about it and anytime the truth comes up they assert some type of conspiracy. One thing I can say about Democrats is that they are easily lied to and lconstantly in a state of denial. It makes no difference what the issue is about. Ask a Democrat what they stand for? Just don’t expect an answer. They walk away from answering and try to ignore or deny but they fool only themselves.

    • 2QIK4U

      The Decieving liar needs to be put out of its misery

    • Ideas Time

      Big Mike is a fraud.

    • Slimey

      The biggest clue is obammie (from Miami) is a SODOMITE and prefers the (uh-um) company of other men. We put in possibly the most despicable hueman ever – the Nerogro.

      Did I mention how WAYCIST they are? They don’t want white people around. Jest their women to WAPE. :twisted:

      • 2QIK4U

        Blacks are the most Racist People I’ve ever met in my Life ! :shock:

        • Slimey

          Totally true. I had a friend move to the big city and he came back with a bad taste in his mouth about Negroes. He had a lot of trouble with them and understood why white people don’t like the Negroes around them. :twisted:

          He completely changed his attitude about Negroes. :wink:

      • unidentified

        Ex president Obama was raised in Indonesia with stepfather, then found out muslims don’t tolerate homosexuality of Any kind so he still hides his personal life like many other individuals

    • Old man

      Why do people think Michael is a man oum……….. could be because he is Barry like Nancy Pelosi slurped and gurgled his way up the political ladder

      • 2QIK4U

        How aren’t the Dems in Prison ? They’re so obviously The worse liars and just plain Evil how can they still be influencing your Country ? The people destroying the World Economy all belong in Prison. Every Government involved are TRAITORS to Thier own ! Hopefully the Sheep in Australia wake the Hell up this October Election to ! And you’d want to hope November is another Landslide because it will be and any results shown otherwise won’t be believed by anyone. Trump already won months ago…

    • HTLIII

      I’ve got a cat turd in my pocket that says it is a woman. I don’t believe it. Can I get a forum?

    • HTLIII

      The penis is a dead giveaway, even for the most delusional among us.

    • F16Hoser

      Because as a Woman, Michael is Butt-Ass-Ugly. Besides, Obama is a Flaming Homosexual. Simple Really :wink: :wink: :wink:


    • slingblade

      This is why Barry’s ears are so big,,love handles

    • Jayebird

      Why would anyone think he’s NOT a dude? A drag Queen, not a man.

    • Arse

      You must be very stupid or totaly blind not be able to that He is a Man.

    • Anonymous

      So the story has changed? Which makes it look more like a lie? Because when Trump was running the first time, we were told that Michael Robinson was a college football player so what is with the changing to a girl at 12? Get your propaganda straight.

    • raburgeson

      You should see at the Apollo, Oh, that has been removed from the net. Best viewed on national TV when it happened. Millions were flashed.

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