If at first…

A junior government minister has admitted that the recently introduced immortality vaccine does not appear to provide long-term immortality. The effect seems to fade over time, particularly among the elderly and those with serious pre-existing conditions.

Unfortunately in a very small number of cases, the efficacy of the immortality vaccine seems to have worn off completely within a matter of a few weeks and in one or two tragic cases it wore off quite suddenly in the vaccination centre car park.

Obviously this raises the question of whether or not the immortality vaccine is suited to mass vaccination. The government has set up a working party to look into the matter which will meet as soon as all its designated members feel a little better.