Air

The other day found me chatting to my old pal Dr Baz Broxtowe of Fradley University. He mentioned his latest study on modern civilisation and what he calls AIR.

“AIR is the acronym for the three pillars of our modern civilisation,” Dr Baz explained. “It stands for Advocacy, Incompetence and Racketeering.”

“And it’s not a joke?” Well – I had to ask the obvious question.

“Absolutely not,” Dr Baz insisted. “Let me explain –

Advocacy creates the narratives which support Incompetence and Racketeering.

Incompetence creates the chaotic conditions which support Advocacy and Racketeering.

Racketeering creates the benefits derived from Advocacy and Incompetence.”

“It all hangs together,” I admitted.

“Unfortunately it does,” mused Dr Baz, “so nobody can be found to advocate it more widely. Perhaps it’s just as well.” He shrugged.