THE NEW NORMAL

Don’t worry, be happy. Play the market on the long side. After all, the Fed has your back. Hey, its la la land. Forget that little thing called debt. We can just have a few more trillion printed up for you so you can keep playin’ that market. That’s what this game is about. Its about YOU makin’ MONEY! So sit back and relax. We’ll let you know when we stop the game. That’s when you can take all of your winnings and you can put them……..well…..you can put them into something that’s an even better investment. If you don’t believe it because it sounds too good to be true, just look at your stock portfolio. Its up to all time record highs. How can we be wrong? 

Of course some of you may be nervous with Japan’s Abe printing at a rate that has increased their debt to 350% of their GDP, but there is even a bright side to that problem……we’ve got him buying our stocks with his newly printed Yen. WHAT could go wrong? We are in a “recovery” and we’ve got the Japanese printing money and buying our stocks. Funny how that happened right as we’ve supposedly quit printing new FRN’s.

Okay so maybe that does bother you a little. After all how long can the Japanese last? Not to worry. Our European brothers are lining up to print. The Jawboning across the pond is getting into position to pick up the baton when Japan stumbles. So……again, relax. Sit back and just watch those stocks grow. Invest in the most speculative sectors you can and just hold on.  Speculation’s not your cup of tea? Then buy stable, dividend paying stocks. After all, anyone knows that works through ANY kind of market.

Nope, the world is all good…..its all good. You’re a sucker for not getting into this stock market. Don’t invest in gold. Remember when Ben was asked if gold was money by that crazy Ron Paul…and he said no. Now the Maestro is saying we’re going to have a day of reckoning and you had better own gold and silver because they are the only real money. Strange contradiction there. I just don’t understand. Someone is lying, yet they are both Ex Fed Chairs. 

Oh well I’m sleeping just fine. Furthermore I really don’t have a clue when the music stops, but the Maestro said its going to and that HAS to be the truth.  Just look at the past 100 years… they don’t lie.