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Jenn's Thoughts on "Jersey Shore" Episode 16...Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life, Snooks

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So last night we had our super bonus special episode of “Jersey Shore” in MTV’s desperate attempt to get people to watch a horrible show “Skins”, and while it was a bit of a throw away episode in my opinion, there were a few notable moments. Jenn L. hit you with a great recap, but here’s what I thought of the episode…
Snooki’s Drunk…
We begin this episode with Snooki devouring a whole baked potato by eating it like an apple. Turns out, Snooki is only sober when she’s sleeping and that might not even be the case. And a drunk Snooki is kind of funny and sad. Funny because it’s like watching a drunk toddler wobble around, sad because she loves Vinny, so…
Two Buttafaces Don’t Make a Right, and Kitchen Ditchin’…
All I could think of when Deena was trying to mount The Situation was, “That would be one hideous, unfortunate looking child.” Why does she want him so bad? She says it’s because of the way he carries himself, and all I see there is a guy walking the ‘date rape’ line…but thankfully she wasn’t able to close the deal because she babbled incessantly about nothing. 
“So Mike, tell me about your parents.”
“Let me tell you about my cat, Snowball.”
“Did you know this one time I was riding my bike past my neighbor’s house and…”
“Hang on…I gotta pee.”
And with that, Mike bolted in the expertly done “Kitchen Ditchin’” where he goes downstairs for a snack, then comes back up and goes to sleep in another bed. Well done, dude. Well Done. 
Done! I’m SO DONE!
Hey guess what? Sammi is freaking insane and she and Ronnie broke up for the 3,287th time. Only too look like they’re in lurve again 44 minutes later. Gag. 
Take a ride on Seabiscuit…
Apparently, Vinny the Magic Dong’s member is affectionately known as “Seabiscuit.” Which is equal parts so wrong, and hilariously right. Especially when Snooki wants to be the jockey…
All Apologies…
Oh barf. Knowing if she breaks up with Ronnie, there will be no one in the house to talk to, Sammi apologizes to the dumbest people in the house…Snooki and Deena. But Jenni sees through this charade and ain’t having it. 
Nobody throws a drink in MY Pauly D’s face!
So psycho stalker girl from season one returned and went full on bat poop cray-cray bananas! 
Of all the guys to throw a drink at…Pauly D? He was actually pretty tolerant of the nutbar if my memory serves me correctly…
I’m never eating a turkey burger again…or having a drink upstairs at Karma
Ok, I’m a vegetarian anyway, but after watching that mess on the grill last night, I think it’s safe for me to announce that I will never, ever consume a turkey burger. That was just all kinds of wrong. And special thanks to J-Woww for totally grossing me out and peeing into the bar drain at Karma. 
Snooki’s Drunk, Continued…
So Snooki managed to stay perpetually drunk. Trying to sneak beers at work, running for shots and a Long Island Iced Tea at like 10am, culminating in a lot of drunk and disorderly on the beach. Which cracked me up when the two rocket scientists, J-Woww and Deena kept calling it “Public Indecency” oh yes…yes it was… And the little Snookster was hauled off to the pokey to sober up a bit. 
So it looks like Thursday we get to see Snooki’s dad chew her out a bit, and Jenni has to go home after she and Tom finally call it quits. See you then!

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