"Bad Girls Club" Season 6, Episode 4 Recap: Bad Girl Overboard

Anyone recall the opening of Season six? Hell’s hand basket was seen flying through the kitchen in the form of a group of wild women and men ducking for cover. Who was this group of miscreants? Well as we discovered last week, newbie Ashley stayed behind to have a little house party as the others tramped off to party hard in LA. What they weren’t expecting on their return was a reception filled with egos and a veritable “who’s all that” parade. Ashley only knew one woman at her little shindig, but that didn’t stop this group of vipers. They revved her up like a mini bike and let her go, and dang if she didn’t bring on the attitude as her guests rode the momentary fame gravy train. Editing aside, Free-For-All became the mantra of this early morning. I wish I had been their neighbor. Seriously, if you are going to wake me up at 2:00 am, the least I can get out of it is some great paparazzi style images. Hey, everybody has a price.

So as we enter round two of this match, it appears Ashley took a swipe and connected with Kori’s face. Both Kori and Lauren turned into Amazon women and chased the wannabes out of the hood, but not before Kori tried to take a return jab at Ashley. It was so confusing I don’t think the production crew knew what hit them, although I suspect at least one of those dudes got popped, too. Ashley and her entourage leave by van, sorry biotches no limo for you. Newbie’s belongings end up in the driveway (no points for originality here) and we shift to the next morning. Oh did I mention LAPD showed up again, but since the production crew got rid of the bodies evidence, they just chat with the ladies and head down the hill for their coffee break. That part was hardly worth mentioning.

Next day brings us some bonding time followed by the remaining six heading off to another hot spot where the girls lap up liquor and Nikki treats us to a how-cows-lick demonstration with some dude named Zach. Lauren gets her grove on with Zach’s buddy Nick and a cuddly night is had in the house.

In the morning, Ashley makes a return appearance and denies to Nikki that she ever punched Kori. Lucky for Ashley Sydney arrives home. She and Ashley become BFFs and roomies to boot. Meanwhile Lauren and Nikki head off to get tattoos on the inside of their lower lips. It was an odd scene. Sydney calls her boo Bennie and promises to not give her number out and keep her hands to herself. She and Char get into a verbal altercation that borders on nonsensical. Is Char afraid of losing her top dogette status? Never fear girls, cause the Bad Girls Club comes to the rescue with a diversion. They are heading to San Francisco. Nikki warns us in a talking head moment that Sydney is a chronic complainer. As soon as they arrive at their hotel, Sydney gets into whiner mode and the bickering begins. One by one, the girls forgive Ashley, much to Char’s dismay. Looks like another show down is in the making.

Sydney completely forgets about her promise to Bennie the Boo and locks lips with Ali, a man she’s known for at least 12 minutes. Nikki is so trashed she’s incoherent, at least until she barfs. Then all is right with the world. It’s a perfect segue to the next day’s sailing adventure. Hop on board a Jeanneau 494. Nice boat! A day of sun and wind with the Blue Angels flying maneuvers overhead would be like heaven to yours truly. Unfortunately all Nikki can do is lay in the cockpit like a dead game fish. It was a useless experience for her and a waste of a perfectly good 49′ sailboat. As they head back to the hotel, Sydney is beginning to turn every little thing into a reason to scream.

We turn to dinner out and the ladies chat it up. With my eyes on my keyboard I suddenly hear Nikki say she didn’t feel good and is just going to go back and lie down. A quick rewind here, because it was Sydney who left. What? Huh? Nikki was the one with alcohol poisoning! Then we discover Sydney just needs a bit of solace, and meanders the streets of San Francisco alone. Luckily she didn’t turn a wrong corner and grabbed a cab back to the hotel. The rest of the bad girls party on, but not without a few whining words about Sydney. Char latches onto Kori, Nikki and Lauren dance on the bar and Jessica hasn’t been seen although I doubt she took the Alcatraz tour at that hour. Cops bother her anytime of day. She’d freak being there at night. Then again, so would I.

Meanwhile Sydney packs up, yells at her ditty bags and hauls off into the night, heading back to Dallas. She didn’t even hit Chinatown for dim sum. What a dope. Guess she didn’t feel like she fit in, then again next week may prove that none of them do. 

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