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"Real Housewives of New York" News: Raise your glasses! Ramona Singer brings us Turtle Time ANYtime!

Sunday, February 20, 2011 14:14

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Before we talk about the most brilliant thing ever conceived by a housewife, let’s talk about how sad it is that all of the Real Housewives of New York promo stuff is coming out now when the show was supposed to premiere this week, and now they’re out there pushing product with no show… *frownie faces* How weird will it be when the New York goils finally get a show worth watching together, and then the Miami housefraus are writing books and pushing their glitter on us because Andy Cohen went and turned the universe all upside down! It’s just a mess.

Anyway…can you tell it’s been a two pot of coffee morning?

Our beloved Ramaniac, Ramona Singer, decided to do something smart, and unite Housewives watching winos of the world, by launching her very own Pinot Grigio line, called Ramona Singer Pino Grigio. Ok, fine put a classy name on it, I personally think “Turtle Time on the Ramonacoaster” is catchier…but what do I know. My requirements for wine are cheap and preferably with the twisty top, because it’s hard to operate a corkscrew after a long day of staring at the clock and waiting for it to hit 5:01pm.

Ok, maybe that’s just this particular wino…or another person I happen to know…

So you can get a bottle of this vintage for only $14.99 online, and I’m sure since it just cleared customs, it’ll be sharing a shelf in Costco with Skinny Girl Margarita in no time. I am so getting a bottle for if and when RHONY actually does premiere. $14.99 is what I consider “fancypants” wine for them thar “specialer occasions” where the Franzia box would be ‘tacky’ in polite company, but I’ll try anything once. How do you think I got so many kids?

If you simply can’t wait for it to get into stores you can order it here. It’s even on Sale!

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