Well, we’ve made it through another night at the Shores of Jersey. The kids kinda got their groove back at the beginning and then THEY started again and in the immortal words of Pauly D “If this relationship continues, I will kill myself.” BAM. There it is y’all, nuttin’ but the truth. Anywho, let’s get this recap going…
The Good
Vinny’s family-how cute is Vinny’s family? Loved to infinity and back how they just sit and stuff their faces…All.Day.Long. It’s a beautiful thing.
The Dip-oh Roger, you were not running to the barber, you were running from Jwoww. I mean really, if you were in that much of a rush you could’ve just stuck your hand out the window and wave hello, but NOOOOOOOO, you pulled the dip. You my friend, are officially suspect.
Pauly D-for showing every kid in America why they should pay attention in Geography. I get the fact that you are from Rhode Island,which in fact is NOT an island so that may add to your confusion, but a Staten Island…really? Really?
Sammi and Ronnie-for showing every kid in America why they should pay attention in the 2nd grade, because really there is no excuse for not knowing that a penguin is a bird. Every person in America just became just a little bit dumber for watching that segment.
The Bad
Sammi-not such a sweet lil’ bish this week, are ya? Nope, this week you’re just going with sneaky bish. Sammi got caught texting some 35 year old friend of Mike’s to meet her at Karma. She claims he’s just a friend but not a person in Jersey is believing her and really neither am I. She then chases Ron to the bathroom, again, and he tells her to leave him alone, AGAIN.
Sammi and Ronnie-see above Pauly D reference to killing himself. Enough said.
The Ugly
Jwoww’s dogs-Why in the name of all that is holy, would Mikey let those dogs out to go the bathroom all over the house? I though he was a clean freak? Blech…just beyond gross.
Facials by Mikey-ok, let’s just call it what it is….Mikey has issues. There are a few things in life I am afraid of, spiders,snakes,mayonnaise….and facials via the Situation. Who in their right mind goes into a bathroom, closes their eyes and lets Mikey rummage around in his bag of trick only to get something cold and wet on their face? Snooki is a braver woman then I, let that be known right now, cause I would’ve been cool with the bumps. The lesser of two evils and all that jazz, ya know.
Ronnie’s man tears-seriously, if I have to see this kid curled up in a fetal position one more time, I’m gonna slap him myself. For the love of God kid grow a set and move on. That is all.
So what did you think, is Jersey Shore getting their groove back or is it on a downward spiral? Let me know in the comment section below.
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