"Jersey Shore" Season 2 Episode 25 Ron your mom called

Just when I think that I’m out, they pull me right back in again!  I’m talking about those kids or lets be honest, adults, from the shores of Jersey.  I mean, for the love, just when I waiting for MTV to ax them, a call comes in on the duck phone and suddenly I feel the love again.  As long as that call is from Ronnie’s mom, that is.   All right, let’s chat about our favorite group of tools….

The Good

Snooki and Vinny-how much love was in the air on their little lunch date?  They really need to walk into the sunset together, get married, and have li’l overly tanned baby G’s.

The Atomic Bomb-holy Mary mother of God, that was awesome.  I loved the fact that when she approached Pauly D, my little pocket Guido jumped right up on the table.  Love,love,loved the fact that if you look closely you can see the Sitch sizing her up and thinking, ‘Hey…maybe.’    C’mon, we all know Mikey’s done worse.  

Mikey-for this one line alone “Deena defies the laws of intelligence.  I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.”  Neither did we Mikey, neither did we.  

Deena-for calling out all of these stoooopid girls who come to the Shore house and then are insulted when the guys try to take them into the smush room.  Uh, this is the Shore house and I’m pretty sure that you’ve seen the show, hence the reason you are fawning all over a 30 year old dude dressed in Ed Hardy.  It’s kinda like legalized prostitution, you get your mug on MTV and they get you in the nasty room.  Totally worth it, right? Atta girl, make the family proud! 

The CALL-Ron’s mom had herself a glass or 30 of some homemade wine and then gave a drunk dial to her son.  The Sitch decided he would give her the 411 on the relationship that should not be cause that’s what friends do, right? Sure they do, when they are still all jelly about Sammi not dating them.  

The Bad

Vinny-ugh, am I the only one who think that Vinny putting a hole or two in his already way too big head, a bad idea?  What happened to the sweet Vinny?  This new spray tanned, ear pierced, Vinny is a douche, just a straight up douche.  I will again remind you that this is the same person who cried into a keg cup for weeks in Miami because he got stood up.  Now he’s all throwing people out of the house and acting a fool, please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself.  If that’s even possible anymore,that is.

The Situation-okay let’s face it, Mikey has gone all single white female on us and it ain’t pretty.   He really needs to stop worrying about Ron and Sammi and start worrying about what he’s gonna do when this show is over.  I mean really, can you imagine getting that resume?  What in God’s name will he list as skills, professional douche, huge jerk, or worst wingman evah?  Is he really thinking that he’s gonna be a reality star hit, c’mon do I have to bring up Dancing With the Stars?  Yeah, good luck with that.

Deena’s Denim-what in the name of all that’s holy, was with that denim prostitution whoooaaahhh outfit Deena was wearing last night?  She looked like a 1970′s hookah. 

The Ugly-

Sammi and Ronnie-I can’t even get into it again, you know what they did.  It’s the same thing every week and pretty soon Pauly D is going to kill himself. 

Danielle aka Pauly D’s stalker-girlfriend, go get some therapy.  Oh and by the way, when you throw yourself at a dude and he’s not interested, threatening to punch them is not going to make them reconsider.  Just a li’l word to the wise.

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