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'Teen Mom' News: Look Out Red Lobster! It's Orangina's BURRRRFFFDAY!

Friday, May 13, 2011 20:14

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Best. Story. Ever. Amber Portwood, you are a gift that just keeps on giving, girl!

What do you do for your 21st birthday after losing custody of your daughter? You head to Red Lobster and the club, bitches! A girl’s gotta get her shrimp and cheese biscuit on! Oh and that giant, awful cocktail they make…what is that thing called? Whatever. I’m sure she’ll have a few of those too.

And natch, bagatch, she’s hitting the poor town of Indianapolis with Sad Sack Gary, who will probably eat the left side of the menu, a couple of waitresses, and a bus boy, then forget to take off his plastic lobster bib when he goes to the club. But the question on everyone’s mind has to be will the Belden Line Camp T-shirt make an appearance?

But a source tells Radar Online, that Amber’s still a bit of a mess, so everyone’s a little afraid of her being able to drink and go wild legally. Gary might want to wear a cup.

Happy Birthday Bedbeast! Best wishes for the year ahead!

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