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'Teen Mom' News: Orangina Has a Bad Day In Court...

Friday, May 6, 2011 16:53

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Well in this episode of “Hillbilly Hoosier Rodeo” MSNBC is reporting that our belovéd Orangina the Bedbeast, the lovely and talented, Amber Portwood, had quite the bad day at her preliminary hearing yesterday to answer to charges she pummeled sad sack Gary Shirley’s head in.

Apparently, some motion or another was denied, and now Amber has to stand trial for the two felony counts of domestic violence she was charged with. The trial was set for November.

This caused Amber to run out of the courtroom in tears, even after Gary tried to kiss her from the cheap seats when she heard the news.

Oh LAWD, Gary! C’mon, man!

The article, which you can read here, gives me more questions than answers. I guess Orangina’s keeping a ‘low profile’ and in a bad place because she hasn’t seen Lil’ Lorna Doone because Leah is with Gary, and although she can see Gary now, she can’t be in the same place as Leah and Gary at the same time.

It’s soooooo confusing! Keeping a low profile?! Didn’t she just tape the reunion special for a TV Show? Low profile, right.

I’m actually surprised she took any bad news well. I’m shocked she didn’t start crying her ink tears and yell, “Whatever fatass! I’m a good Mooooooom!”

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