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Mulsim Cop Shoots Unarmed Cow

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In another dimension and parallel world thanks to CERN, in Fargo USA, an islamic cop turned on his police warning  lights because a rogue, human talking hybrid, lost space cow was standing by the road! The cow asked the islamic officer where the nearest non GMO wheat field is and because of that response, the islamic officer felt his GMO corporate friend’s property was in grave danger of being exposed! So the officer told the rogue cow to “stay where you are, don’t move!”. Unfortunetly, the cow only understood the “move” part which , due to his disability of bad hearing, thought the police officer said “Moo…..”

Which gave the bovine creature the understanding that the cop was being friendly because he said “Moo….” but reality the islam cop said “Don’t Move.”… a few misunderstanding of simialr sounds of “Moo” vs “Move” gave confusion that shots were fired at the interstellar cow.

Due to bad aim and thck hide of the cow, as a few pellets bounced off, now the cow panicked and started running towards the islam cop and both parted ways as they ran away from different directions. Oh the HORROR of communications and animal speak.

Dashboard cam recorded the panic as both parties ran away from the TORMENT and the TERROR of the trees and they never crossed paths ever again.  Both parties will never forget that dreaded day on November 37th, 3426 AD Planet Earth CERN Portal. CERN Portals might be very REAL…….


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