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Trump University Curriculum – Spring 2016

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(Principal Textbook: The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump. $95.15 – Hardcover Only)


Principles of Defaulting on Loans 101

Principles of Suing People and Corporations 101

Principles of Threatening Lawsuits 101 (see: link above)

Principles of Fighting Lawsuits 101 (see: link above)

Principles of Settling Lawsuits for Far Less than Half on the Dollar 101 (see: link above)

Principles of Avoiding Paying for Services Rendered 101

Principles of Tax Fraud 101

Foreign Language (How to Bullshit 101 102, 103, 104)

Principles of Misleading Advertising 101

Principles of Defrauding Investors (see: Settling Lawsuits)

Principles of Bait and Switch (see: Settling Lawsuits)

Principles of Smearing Accusers (see: Avoiding Paying for Services Rendered)

Principles of Falsifying Whatever 101

Principles of Finger-Pointing 101

Principles of Raising Private Money (see: How to Bullshit 101 102, 103, 104)

Principles of Lying to Credit Card Companies 101

Principles of Working the Bankruptcy Laws 101

Principles of Hiring Cheap Labor 101

Principals of Hiring Hispanics and Not Allowing Them to Unionize 101 (see: Trump Las Vegas)

Principles of Remaining Non-Union 101

Principles of Flaunting Wealth 101

Principles of Exaggeration 101 (see: How to Bullshit 101 102, 103, 104)

Principles of Blustery Bragging 101

Principles of Claiming a Win When You’ve Lost 101

Principles of Inflating Everything 101 (see: blustery bragging)

Principles of Denial of Failure(s) 101

Principles of How to Win at Any and All Cost 101 (see: any link above)

Principles of How to Level Accusation 101

Principles of Hyperbole 101 (see: how to bullshit and blustery bragging)

Principles of Being Without Principles 101

Seminar: For the Love of Money (Tuition Extra: $4, 250.00) All Students MUST Attend

Total hours – Around 47…Maybe 35…could be 27…Trust us, it’ll be tremendous…and great!

Also: All students MUST attend Trump U games. Come on out and support The Cheetahs. Season tickets only $6,000.00

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Filed under: Humor, Presidential Politics, satire, writing Tagged: Donald Trump, Republican Party (United States), Trump University Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.


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