What Is All This Penis Talk? Email From “the Base”

I am a loyal Trump person. Me and hubby love this grate man. Anyway, we are sick and tired of all this some penis talk. All day and all night on the Fox and wherever its some penis this and some penis that.

Hubby just took the pick-up to get more cotton because I been putting it in our daughters ears so’s she wouldn’t keep heering this penis stuff. Our daughter rihgt now is madder then a three-legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy pond cause I stuffed her ears with chopped meat from tonites burgers on account of I ran outa the cotton.

And how do you some penis anyone anyway? I ask you. These democrat house members keep sayin theys gonna send out some penis to everyone???

This is why we will vote for Prezident Trump agenn.

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