End Of Life Stuff

No I am not dying. But in the middle of the night I couldn’t sleep and my mind wandered off to the best and funniest obituaries that you see shared around the internet. (I have no idea why my mind wandered that direction.) But I was snickering about some of the funniest ones I remember parts of.

But it made me think. I want to write my own obituary. And it will have to be a funny one. Because I want people to laugh about me or at me after I’m gone. And not mourn me sadly. But that should be in a couple of decades (I hope).

So here are some thoughts on what I will include:

• She was so uncoordinated she could walk into a wall if she wasn’t looking.
• She spent many years abusing her body through ice skating, skiing, hiking, walking, and more to get her body into the sad shape it was later in her life.
• Though she went through cancer twice, she made an effort to enjoy everything she did
• Her overwhelming addiction to bacon was prevalent…. But she enjoyed cooking and would never follow a recipe.
• A early in life bookworm she managed to kill many houseplants but did love gardening
• She leaves behind her ever ‘eye rolling’ husband of X years, who put up with her cat fixation and tolerated her cooking.

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