Murder is the New Normal. We have a vaccine for that.

Murder is the New Normal. We have a vaccine for that.

Children welcome. Comes with all kinds of suffering, usually lifelong. We f*ck over your life, especially children who haven’t even had a chance of a healthy happy life yet.
And guess what? This is the best part. It’s all free. Free, yes free, unless you are a taxpayer. But you won’t notice we rape you, I mean rob you, I mean tax you separately so you won’t even notice. How cool is that? How very, very cool is that.
It’s called a government program.
We’ve called it the death and debilitation program.
Don’t miss out! Find out what it’s all about!
Bring the kids. The government loves the children. 
Leave your rifles at home. You might be tempted to use them.
We wouldn’t want that, would we?
Not by a long shot!
The new crisper technology is turning mankind into robots, and all sorts of shit-in-a-shot.
We are on the cusp of a new era.
Free from humans!
Satan lives.
But you die.
Sorry, and adios.
Signed
Your government,
Beacon of democracy
And worldwide suffering.