“Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters.” Joe Biden, President of the USA

“Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters.” Joe Biden, President of the USA.

A comment that caused  US Air Force Sergeant Kenneth Omar Santiago, a 31-year-old service member for 12-years who had a high-level security clearance in his new role as an Air Force flight attendant for the nation’s biggest VIP’s, stationed at Joint Base Andrews, where he was president of a base council and mentor to many,  this past Monday evening,to walk to the top stair of the Lincoln Memorial, while Biden was sleeping in the White House just 1.4-miles away, then put a bullet in his head and died, along with the other fifteen or so US Service members who did so that night and every other night. 
That, together with the red high heel shoes they are forced to wear on parade and the drugs they must take before each flight “to keep them alert” if they are in the Air Force.

“Kill me now.” is the new meme going around the Defence Forces., whilst Russia and China are developing and refining the greatest military fighting forces the world has ever known.

The Pentagon, ever responsive to the needs of its men and saying “We hear yeh!” have rolled out a bio weapon shot that will do just that and have made it compulsory for all servicemen and women.

Putin has approved the move, the shot for America’s military. He was overheard saying that this would be far better than invading as we will not lose any of our own men who, contrary to their American “counterparts” do not want to commit suicide.

It is now mandatory to be mad (and suicidal) if you want to live in America and if you are not you will be eliminated. 

(Unless the mad die first).