Putin regrets Trump has taken his spotlight, says we need a Biden sin I mean win so spotlight will again focus on me.

Trump agrees and has agreed to throw the election.

Putin breathes a sigh of relief and thanks Trump.

Sexy Kamala takes over in second week due to Biden being bitten by a large snake and takes spotlight back from Putin.

Putin protests “We wus robbed!” and in a fit of rage bombs Alaska.

Sarsh Palin complains she cant see Russia anymore, because of the cloud of smoke and claims compensation from USA government for the loss of view which she claims will effect house prices.

Kamala puts her in a FEMA Camp where she can’t see anything at all and this is in line with the rest of the country which she proceeds to rob blind so she can buy Jamaica. It has excellent views and she deports the peasants as they spoil that view, to Haiti she assures them they will be more at home with their own kind ie dirt poor.

Congress issues a censure motion but nothing comes of it. Jamaica becomes the Lolita express capital of the world.

The communique died at this point. Nothing further was heard from America. Some say it still exists but Putin smirks at the suggestion….. who knows!