Dear President Obama,

I have decided to write this to you personally so you can understand the American mind.  It is obvious you have no connection with the American people so it is imperative I say this to you as an American.

Originally, The United States of America organized thirteen colonies into a federated group of states.  Later those thirteen colonies created a free independent Representative Republic.  I am sure you do not know exactly what that means.  We The People dedicated to certain leaders the right to make decisions for us regarding our safety.  We did not give them the right to make decisions extra Constitution as you have done on many occasions; those rights are reserved for the people in the voting booth. You, as President are obligated to follow the oath of office accordingly.  You have not done that.

Since you have taken the office of the greatest nation ever constructed, you have systematically destroyed the value of my home and my neighbor’s home with your Socialistic programs.  I understand you think my statement humorous but I, as a true American, do not find any humor in Socialism.  The founders of this unusual country dedicated the government to a free people.  They did not intend for those people to end up in poverty or slavery to the government or incompetent politicians dedicated to the sustention of their own power.  They did not intend for lifelong Senators or representatives.

You, Mr. President, have devalued our dollar to the point where I can no longer afford to buy even the rudimentary staples.  I am certain my friends and neighbors have also suffered from your insufficiency. I know you do not consider it relevant in your estimates of inflation but the price of bacon has increased 250% in the last year. That rate of inflation is unacceptable and quite debilitating to the average American.  Yes, I know it does not bother you; you have no money worries, but the American people do not forget a slight.  They are quick to forgive but long to remember.  When you destroy their hopes and their dreams, when you destroy their future along with the future of their children, they consider that an affront on their person.  They will not take kindly to the deliverance of this kind of frustration in their lives.

You have, instead of creating a decent job market, destroyed that job market.  You did exactly opposite of what you promised.  I do not believe this happened by accident; I think you purposely, by design, worked diligently to destroy our freedoms and our dreams.  I believe your idea of a great society is to have the vast majority of your people on some sort of welfare program subservient to the government for sustenance.  That Mr. President creates a system of zombies, individuals incapable of a decision-making process; individuals without incentive, a society lacking in entrepreneurs, a system like Greece.

The phony 8.6% unemployment rate will soon return to over 9%.  People can no longer look to the future for fear they will lose their jobs or worse, lose their way. You and I both know the job market sucks and it is your fault.  We currently have an unrecorded unemployment rate of over 17%; that Mr. Obama is a record not surpassed by even the great depression.

In my 75 years, I have never witnessed a disaster such as yours.  Your incompetence in the position of our President has destroyed the individual’s hope in the future.  You should be ashamed, but you are not.  You continue blaming everyone and everything for your inabilities.  You appear to have a quest to destroy our country and while your constituents do not see it, We, The American Patriots see it.

You have created the largest bureaucracy in the history of this country and all for the purpose of your own personal greed and power. Your ego and your bloviated self-indulgent flagellation has brought about a greater depression than the one experienced in 1929.

Your insatiable desire to be thought of as the savior will leave your name in the history books as a great destroyer, the most worthless inept fool to ever be given the privilege of serving the people of this great nation.

You have wasted your inheritance by spending more money as president than all the other presidents put together, even Bush and that is astonishing, (Over $5 trillion).  Your actions have brought this great country to the brink of bankruptcy and you are well aware of the consequences of your actions.

Your quest for power, your arrogance and your ego has run our national debt beyond our ability to pay and you are still borrowing more money.  It does appear that you intend to completely destroy the country with your inane policies, but you need to understand one thing.  The people will eventually wise up to your goals and they will most likely rise up against you. If they do not vote you out of office, they will probably throw you out of office.

Your shortsighted vision of going green will also loom up against you.  This country will not stand for $3.50 a gallon for gasoline when the people know they purchased for $1.50 before you stole the election?  Do you think they have forgotten how it was before you cheated your way into the White House?

When the people storm the doors and burn you in effigy, I am sure I will not be here; I am just an old man who has seen your kind come and go.  You will soon be gone like all those who came before you.

You think you are different.  You think you are the one, but you are not.  You are nothing more than a simple man barely educated enough to fool a few people.  Even though you do not see it, you have to remember that all those would be kings before you are now nothing more than bad memories.  They came they saw and they conquered, then they disappeared into some oblivion not to be remembered.  No one will remember your name after you die and no one will care about your silly healthcare nonsense.  As soon as you are relieved from your position, your Obamacare will be discarded like a dirty diaper.

I know you are out there firing up your base for your reelection bid, and it is a good possibility you will secure another term in office.  The idea that you can fool some of the people most of the time does indeed apply when it comes to your illiterate followers.  However, there will come a time when even they will become disillusioned with Marxism and individuals like you will run into the mobs same as the leaders of Greece, Italy and the rest of the despots.

I am sure, if you ever see this you will pretend to laugh it off, but I am afraid history is on my side, not yours.

Dr. Tickles

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