The Onion Strikes Again
Iran’s State Agency Pulled Story Quoting Piece From The Onion | The Lonely Conservative
Iran’s State Agency Pulled Story Quoting Piece From The OnionSeptember 28, 2012
Earlier today The Weekly Standard reported that Iran’s state-run news agency Fars ran a story quoting The Onion, which said that a new poll found many Americans would rather vote for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than President Obama.
Still basking in the glory of his latest appearance at the U.N., Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now heads back to Tehran with his head held high after winning yet more American hearts and minds. As the Islamic Republic’s official news agency, Fars, reports this morning, according to a new Gallup poll released Monday “the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama.”
Nuance, you barbarian savages. Nuance.
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