Malia Obama's Spring Break Cost Us $115,500.87

“We obviously can’t continue to live like Royalty unless the debt ceiling is raised”, President Obama might be heard saying after a Freedom Of Information Act lawsuit has compelled the White House Secret Service to reveal over protest that daughter Malia’s “Spring Break” trip to Mexico cost taxpayers over $115,000.

“We are YOUR masters now, and YOU work to support US”, Michelle Obama might be heard to whine after one of her “shopping trips” cost taxpayers nearly half a million dollars.

“It’s one of the perks of living in the White House that we get a lavish lifestyle incomprehensible to most Americans and when there isn’t enough money in the treasury to pay for it, we can come to your house with guns and take more taxes, unless of course you pay them voluntarily” Barack Obama might be heard to say with a grin.

“The best way for us to transform America is to show African Americans that we have turned the tables now.  We run the country and we are going to get reparations one way or the other.  And our chosen way is to tax the rest of you into poverty.  You say you are staving and have no bread?  Well then I say, let the people eat cake.” Queen Marie First Lady Michelle Obama might be thinking.