STORMBRINGER ON STYLE

Went out to the mall today with the wife & kids. Mission: I’m seriously in need of some new threads, business casual. we came home empty handed from a shopping expedition to three stores in a large mall and another location. From here on out I guess I’m getting my clothing from military surplus stores, Cabela’s and Tractor Supply . . . S.L.

Can anyone out there who understands fashion explain to me when did men’s style’s become so ghastly?

Something somewhere went seriously wrong with this society.

I feel sorry for the young men of this society, I honestly do. They must be confused ten million times worse than we were in the post-Vietnam trainwreck that was the 1970s. The only male role models that exude any kind of proper masculine traits exist in the Marvel Comics-inspired series of movies, and those are entirely science fiction and fantasy.

The tablecloth look is big for shirts. I wouldn’t want to be seen in something like this at my own funeral.

Next time you watch the network news – if you can hold back the nausea long enough – look at what the anchors are wearing. Pinstripes have been big for a couple of years now, and they’re wearing these god-awful striped ties in combo with them. Let me tell you how it is: pinstripes make you look like a mafioso, or worse, a mafia lawyer, and striped ties are ridiculous on anyone other than an English school kid. Wearing the two together is a crime against humanity, in my book.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Pinstripe suits with striped ties? Are people THAT DENSE?

The men’s clothing I saw available out there in the shopping malls made me want to puke. I honestly believe that this is an indicator of the successful emasculation of this society by the feminist-driven Liberal machine.

Bottom line: We are in the midst of a global war against an insidious enemy whose stated goals are to kill each and every one of us – possibly sparing our women and children to keep as breeders and slaves. The lack of male role models in the media and the popular culture makes me wonder who will serve as this society’s guardians and heroes? It’s almost as if we deserve to lose this war.

STORMBRINGER SENDS