Friday Night at the Movies

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Friday Night Movie. It’s been a great week all in all and now it’s on to an even greater weekend. I’ve got big stuff going on and am going to be busy.

Halloween prep is in full swing. Tearing down of old fence to be replaced with new fence in a few weeks is underway. Pressure washing and painting begin next weekend. Final prep for that begins tomorrow.

Then there’s the wonderful world of Professional Wrestling. It don’t take much to get retarded people like me excited. I can’t believe this silliness. We sold a show last Saturday morning for September 30th. We already have four matches signed, so that’s half the show. It makes me happy to know how well this is going and what that should mean for the talent who is going to travel long distances to be a part of it.

The show will be properly promoted. How do I know? Because I’m doing the promoting and have some incredible force multipliers at my disposal. I’ve got that handled. I’m ready to turn the Bradillac into a Bluesmobile on the morning of the show with me in some wild attire and a bullhorn, standing out of the sunroof as LMT rides me down the beach and around the beach for hours with me running my mouth, selling the show, talking the crowd into the building. I’ve got a vast digital communication network and will have excellent promotional posters all over the place. Gonna get me some bikini girls out with some signage on all points around the bar on the day of the show.

It’s going to be crazy.

The major drama this week has been focused on the camera. Major camera drama. I’ve got to have a camera because I’ve got to have what’s going on in the ring out on the back deck up on the big screen TVs in the bar. It’s got to happen and I don’t have a proper camera yet so there’s major camera drama. Today I finally figured out how I’m going to make all that go away. I have gotten no response from professional media producers here in town that I was willing to subcontract the first show to so that I could concentrate on other things. I have now determined that I will have to do this with my camera, the one I don’t have yet. No problem. I have it picked out. I’ve got a Shrimp Boat Captain who owes me money. Payment is long overdue but he says he will have it next week. See there? Problem solved. I’ve as good as got that money in my hand, a commercial fisherman says so. This camera is as good as paid for.

So the circus life has been entertaining, at least for me it is. I do all this crap for my own personal entertainment, you know this. What is there to explain really? I went to a Pro Wrestling show at a bar at the beach a few months ago, all for my own entertainment. After the show I walked 3 blocks over to the bar where my co-worker Tony works. Told him and his Boss what a great show it was and how many people it drew. Then as a result of intoxication and whatnot I told the owner of the Bar that I could probably get a Pro Wrestling show for his establishment. You know, talking smack. The guy said “Go ahead and start making that happen”. So I did. Now here we are. I’m in the circus again after 12 years on the sidelines. Now I’ve got a show and the bottom line is that all of this has been based on the personal entertainment that I derive from such things. I’m going to do all that is possible to create a great entertainment experience for all who are in attendance but let’s be real, this is all about me. I’ve done a healthy moral inventory of myself and this is what I have been able to determine.

So tonight we’ve got some great entertainment lined up. Sci-Fi Prison Movie starring an actor whose work I always enjoy. It’s gonna be a good one…