Friday Night at the Movies

Welcome to the Friday Night Movie and the official start of the weekend here on the Real Revo. The work week is behind us. It’s been a great week for me. I have suffered a weak sales month. The week of July 4th was slow as was the following week. Lot’s of buyers were on vacation. When they came back I got overrun with orders. I got across the threshold to hit my numbers for the month on the very last sales day. It’s a good thing because I’m gonna need a commission check next month. I’ve got big projects underway.

The world of Pro Wrestling gains momentum by the day. There is a lot of interest in our show that is 62 days from now. I’ve got the camera and lighting figured out now. Instead of buying a new camera and fabricating my own lighting system I am hiring a local broadcast media production company to do all that and more. They will do all the video editing and formatting. It’s going to be first class. They will create promotional videos for future shows we will be doing. It’s going to give us a highly finished look and it’s going to help make us money.

Now that I do not have to concern myself with the engineering of the technical show production, I am free to concern myself with promoting the show. Due to the venue, there is a lot of interest. I have a customer who is thinking about flying in from El Paso, Texas to see this show. When I told him “Lucha Libre en la cantina de los maricones” he started laughing his ass off. Actually thus far we have no Luchadors on the card but we are quite sure that los maricones will be in attendance in force. A lot of people are coming out just because they have to see this for themselves. That is why I am sparing no expense to insure that this show is recorded, edited and made available to the public by local broadcast professionals. Oh yes, I can assure you that I will upgrade my YouTube account so that I may upload the show in its entirety and make it available here on Saturday night in our future. It’s okay for you to be excited now because you should be.

It is amazing that only now at this stage of life am I reaching the zenith of my Pro Wrestling Powers.

Tonight we’ve got a Pirate Movie. It features the actor who was Captain of the ship in the movie Jaws. He’s Captain of a Pirate ship in this one. It looks pretty good.

Enjoy yourselves…