Nancy Pelosi Thanks Mailmen for Spreading Christianity

Regardless of whether Democrats take the House this year, Nancy Pelosi’s long-standing position as the top Dem in that chamber could be short-lived, as a result of her having long since become a public laughing stock. Given the radicalism sweeping the party, her pale skin and association with the Old Guard may soon make it difficult even to get reelected.

Since her squirrel-on-amphetamines demeanor may never allow her to retire, it is wise of Pelosi to lay the groundwork for a new career — so long as it isn’t preaching the gospel or teaching history. Here she explains to the National Association of Letter Carriers convention in Detroit why mailmen should congratulate themselves for spreading Christianity in the Roman Empire:

Actually, in Roman times,

Only the emperor, his officials and friends could use this postal service. The penalty for anyone else caught using the system was death. Private letters were usually carried by servants or traders.

Despite being a person of faith who sees everything in terms of her Catholic religion, the fanatically pro-abortion Pelosi never got the message regarding the sanctity of innocent life. Maybe it was lost in the mail.

On a tip from Jester.

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