Professor Promotes Ecosexuals

Even if feminists manage to get rid of men altogether, not all will turn to lesbianism. Some will become ecosexuals:

In a new academic piece published in the journal Feminist Theory, Professor Lauran Whitworth of St. Mary’s College of Maryland defines the increasingly popular term “ecosexual.”

“1. A person that finds nature sensual, sexy. 2. A new sexual identity. 3: Person who takes the Earth as their lover,” she wrote. In another paragraph, Whitworth explains that while some environmentalists encourage the use of environmentally-friendly sex products such as fair trade condoms and chemical-free lubricants, “ecosexuals” take it a step further by encouraging sex with “nature itself.”

Ecosexuals don’t necessarily have to violate themselves with tree branches. According to Professor Whitworth, defecating outdoors is an expression of ecosexuality, which “celebrates the carnal and grotesque.”

We may finally have a motive for Thomas Tramaglini, the New Jersey school superintendent who was paid over $100,000 to go crap somewhere else after it was learned that he kept doing his business at the Holmdel High School football field and track.

Educators are ahead of the curve in these matters. No doubt lots of people will embrace ecosexuality as moonbattery continues corrode our sanity.

On tips from Guy B and Steve A.

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