Store Michael Brown Robbed Gets Mau-Maued

Four years later, the story of Michael Brown continues to induce misanthropy. When he was shot in self-defense while assaulting a police officer, the sociopathic “Gentle Giant” had just finished pulling off the strong-arm robbery of a convenience store. Locals are now shaking down the store for having turned over to police surveillance footage of Saint Michael robbing it.

Protesters have been gathering outside of Ferguson Market and Liquor since Aug. 9 — the fourth anniversary of the police shooting death of Michael Brown Jr. — calling on the convenience store to take more ownership of its role in the saga and submit to a list of requests.

The requests demands:

• Address Michael Brown Jr.’s character. [That is, praise the sociopathic thug who robbed them.]

• Close the store for three days on the anniversary of his death.

• Create a scholarship in his name.

• Find ways to interact and give back to the community. [$$$]

• Stop selling Dormin, a sleeping capsule, and other items that can be misused to get high.

• Retain a black-owned security company to protect the store.

In a just world, the owners could laugh off these goons. But as Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and others have taught us, mobs of mau-mauers can put you out of business if you don’t knuckle under to their extortion.

[Lawyer for the store Jay] Kanzler said the store ultimately agreed to all of the requests by Wednesday, other than closing the store for three days. Instead, he said, the store would close on the anniversary of Brown’s death and provide a free barbecue the day before.

That is, they will provide free food to a mob of hostile savages in honor of a goon who robbed them. This is penance for what the store calls the “perception that it played a role in fostering negative opinions of Michael Brown.”

As usual when they get their way, leftist bullies immediately demanded more. Now the protest leaders want the store sold to them, presumably at a very low price. Chances of a fire breaking out if the owners don’t comply are high. I hope their insurance is paid up.

What a fitting tribute to a lowlife like Michael Brown, the personification of what political correctness demands that we worship.

No business owner in his right mind would open shop in a place with the demographics of Ferguson, Missouri.

On a tip from Lyle. Hat tip: Bearing Arms.

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