I made a snowman.

From Butch a roommate at military school. He came home with me for a leave

8:00 – I made a snowman.

8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous
chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.

8:22 – The transgender man..woman…person asked why I didn’t just make one
snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 – I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 – The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 – The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 – I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic,
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.

9:10 – I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social
services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the
street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just a view of the world in
which we live today, and it is only getting worse.