Julian Castro Solves Illegal Immigration

In 1988, they called the crowded Democrat presidential field the “Seven Dwarves.” In 2020, it will more closely resemble a blanket of frenzied cockroaches pouring across the floor from under the stove. Among those already scuttling forth, antennae twitching, is Obama’s HUD secretary Julian Castro.

At least he has new ideas. Here is how he would stop the tsunami of illegal immigration:

“What I believe we could do and what the Obama administration did do, I believe, toward the end of its tenure, was to look at things like ankle monitors so that you’re able to monitor where people are in the country.”

Apparently unbeknownst to Castro, tens of thousands of illegals are issued ankle monitors to make sure they show up for their immigration hearings. They promptly cut the monitors off. ICE does not have the resources to track them down. Cleaning up piles of discarded ankle monitors is a regular job for custodians at the bus stations where authorities dump the illegals.

Here’s another clever and original idea Castro might try. Rich people have plenty of money. The government can confiscate money from them and give it to the poor. Then everyone will have money!

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

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