Look! Up In the Sky! It’s a Virtue Signal!

If you’re out driving around in your car and a tornado suddenly appears your best bet is to seek refuge in a church. Your second best option? A Chick-fil-A, a temple of another sort. They’ll even let you in through the drive-up window if you need shelter from a storm.

Then again, they are known for their service.

But can you believe it? The staff encouraged them to come in without even asking what their birth-gender was, or how they felt about gay marriage!

This actually happened to a couple in Oklahoma City as a tornado touched down last Friday night. Surveillance footage shows the staff urging the two in a car to get out and come inside followed by the two jumping out of their car and slithering through the drive-through.

Would I be broadcasting my lack of virtue if I admitted my initial thought was ‘wow, I wish I was that young, thin and lithe’ ?

Speaking of which, I note that Mayor Pete’s position on Chick-fil-A has that hands-across-the-aisle “aw shucks, I’m just a regular guy” type of appeal going on:

“If you’re turned off, as I am, by the political behavior of Chick-fil-A or their executives—if that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, so to speak, and you decide not to shop there, I’d certainly get it and I’d support that,” Buttigieg said. “But the reality is, we, I think, sometimes slip into a sort of virtue signaling in some cases where we’re not really being consistent.”

So keep a sharp eye out for Millennial Pete Butt-a-guy. He was raised in the age of media mind control, understands it better than they do themselves and has the gift of glib gab that will allow him to exploit its power to the max. He’s sort of  like an openly gay, 100% white Obama. And remember  what Joe Biden said about Obama?

 “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

I  can only imagine what he might say about Mayor Pete:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream gay-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean that’s a fairytale, man.”

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