Moonbat Guide to Unmanliness

You can’t stop being Caucasian, but you can at least stop being such a man. Not ready to go the full Bruce Jenner route, with the castration and the pharmaceutical alterations? Fine; you can still cultivate unmanliness. Askmen offers advice on how to accomplish this in an article entitled “Obsolete Man Skills You Should Ditch.”

“Obsolete” skills include:

1. Hunting. Men should do more cooking rather than procuring food.

2. Fighting. Men should not confront people “physically, verbally or emotionally.”

3. Repairing Your Car. What use could there be to knowing how to repair your car? You should be saving the planet by using public transit.

4. Fixing Things at Home. This is bad because “the idea that a man owns his house and should therefore know how to take care of it is increasingly an outdated concept.”

5. Being a Leader. We don’t want “men’s top-down leadership” but rather “open communication between coworkers of all genders.”

6. Being a Disciplinarian. In the olden days, men taught their sons “how to shoot, how to fight, how to push through their pain, how to overcome their fears.” The olden days were sexist and bad. Boys need wet nurses and therapists, not fathers.

7. Holding Your Emotions In. Stoicism is part of the bad past. Emotional incontinence is “emotional maturity.”

If ditching these obsolete skills fails to make you into a New Man, try consuming more soy.

On a tip from Jester.

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