Queer Feminist Mermaid Runs for Senate
The last sane Democrat is a Republican: Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who is reliably reelected by double-digit margins. But she may be a little too sane for this day and age. Her refusal to take part in the obscene railroading of Brett Kavanaugh has inspired a challenger who could become the historic First Queer Feminist Mermaid to serve in the Senate. Introducing Bre Kidman:
The first-time politician decided to run after training from the Victory Institute, which runs programs for potential LGBTQ candidates. Kidman hopes to be the first gender nonbinary queer elected to the U.S. Senate.
Not to mention the first mermaid.
On Facebook, Kidman is described as a “criminal defense attorney by day and radical fat queer/performance artist/model/musician/activist most other times.” …
On the website for the Maine Educationalists on Sexual Harmony (MESH), Kidman is described as a “queer feminist lawyer, mermaid, writer, activist, and artist.”
Whether she has a scaly tail instead of legs is unclear. Kidman says she is “mermaid-esque in nature.”
Kidman’s work at MESH includes putting on Rocky Horror Picture Show performances to teach consent, a body positive fashion show, and sex education through burlesque.
Her speeches on the Senate floor might liven up the proceedings.
Kidman is the first Democrat to file for the race. She will be well funded:
On the resources front, Kidman is counting on millions of dollars in already-raised crowdsourced funds that will automatically go to whoever wins the nomination to face Collins.
Democrats enraged by Collins’ unwillingness to pretend to believe Christine Blasey Ford’s obviously scurrilous allegations have been willing to give money to any opposition candidate as an angry gesture.
But the pot of gold isn’t Kidman’s to waste yet. Being a Caucasian mermaid, she is vulnerable to a more racially correct challenger.
On a tip from Jester.
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