Planet of Feminists

Maybe utopia can be achieved after all. We might bring it about by exporting all feminists to some other planet. Of course, the Guardian thinks that the other planet would be the utopia, having no men:

If you’re a woman who has despaired over the past week, as you’ve observed the questionable conduct of jowly white men in positions of power and subsequently seen it defended by both men and women – take heart. The good news is that when our species eventually abandons this burned-out, used-up planet for a brave new world elsewhere in the universe, we can leave the men behind too. According to new research by scientists in Barcelona, frozen sperm can survive zero gravity conditions without deterioration, meaning that it will be far more economical to transport only women and sperm banks to populate our new intergalactic home, just as soon as we find a viable alternative planet.

I’ve found one: Venus. The sulfuric acid rain will nicely complement the caustic feminist temperament. Maybe the 900°F surface temperature will help them overcome frigidity.

Half of the babies produced with the frozen sperm would be boys. No problem; in a liberal utopia, free abortions will be considered a human right. But where do they get more sperm?

[I]f our future colony is reliant on what it can transport from Earth, stocks will eventually run out unless they can be replenished, which means giving birth to at least a few male children.

The presence of a few male children allowed to live so that they can be farmed for their sperm might seem to spoil everything. However, it is hoped that “without examples of male aggression,” they would prove tolerable.

How long the kind of men feminists regard as tolerable would continue to produce sperm is another question.

On a tip from Steve T.

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