The Guardian’s Global Warming Predictions Are Coming Due

2020 is only half a year away. Enjoy life while you can, because as The Guardian informed us in 2004, next year doom will be our reward for continuing to make use of the fossil fuels without which we could not sustain more than a small fraction of the current population and for failing to submit to centralized socialist rule.

The warmists revealed the contents of a “secret report” that was “suppressed by US defence chiefs”:

[M]ajor European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world. …

As early as next year widespread flooding by a rise in sea levels will create major upheaval for millions.

Checking my calendar… Hey, that was supposed to happen 14 years ago! Instead of major upheaval, all we have are doctored (see e.g. here, here, here, here, here) temperature data suggesting that the climate might be continuing to fluctuate like it always has.

Climate change ‘should be elevated beyond a scientific debate to a US national security concern’, say the authors, Peter Schwartz, CIA consultant and former head of planning at Royal Dutch/Shell Group, and Doug Randall of the California-based Global Business Network.

Allegedly, the Bush Administration suppressed this report in the interests of Big Oil, heedless of the onrushing cataclysmic doom.

Already, according to Randall and Schwartz, the planet is carrying a higher population than it can sustain. By 2020 ‘catastrophic’ shortages of water and energy supply will become increasingly harder to overcome, plunging the planet into war.

Should we wait until after 2020 has come and gone uneventfully? Or should we burst out laughing at these outrageous lies right now?

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

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