Global Strike 4 Climate Means Day Off School

The global warming hoax is popular because it has many applications. Its primary purposes are to impose centralized control of the economy, to justify massive tax increases, and to redistribute wealth. But it can also be used to get a day off school.

In NYC, students were encouraged by the leftist local government to skip class today in protest of the harmless CO2 emissions that accompany all productive activity. Teenager Jamie Margolin testified before Congress Wednesday that there is no use studying anyway because according to liberal dogma, the world is about to end. Across the world in Australia today,

As the sea of people made their way to the [Global Strike 4 Climate] event in Sydney at midday, some school students on scooters could be seen heading in the opposite direction – appearing disinterested in the event.

A group of 14-year-old boys straggling at the back of the crowd near the Domain told Daily Mail Australia they weren’t interested in the protest. They said they were just happy to be out of the class room. …

When asked why they came out for the event one replied: ‘I just wanted the day off school’.

However, some grownups have not yet achieved this level of sophistication. They flooded the streets to demand that Big Government take away their wealth and freedom in the name of the hoax, calling to mind waves of lemmings pouring themselves into the sea.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC and Stormfax.

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