Labour Pol: 90% of Giraffes Are Homosexual

Politicians have to know a lot about science to inform the laws they impose. As a result, you can learn amazing facts from them. In Britain, Labour Shadow Secretary for Women and Equalities Dawn Butler teaches us that promoting homosexuality in public schools is good, because 90% of giraffes are homosexual.

Via Daily Mail:

Butler, speaking at an awards ceremony by online LGBT newspaper PinkNews earlier this month, said: ‘Ninety per cent of giraffes are gay. Let’s just accept people for who they are and live as our true, authentic selves. Being who you are is not a disease.’

This insane statement was made during “a rambling after-dinner speech defending the teaching of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender issues in schools.”

Fellow Jeremy Corbin advisor Lachlan Stuart denounces the absurd claim — for being homophobic. Noting that some giraffes do engage in superficially homosexual behavior to assert dominance over each other, he fumes,

‘It is a ludicrous, offensive, homophobic claim… do you get why it’s completely f****** offensive? It’s akin to describing Deliverance [the 1972 American thriller film] as a ‘gay romance’ because the effete city boys are put in their place by the locals by getting beaten and then raped.’

Stuart would know; he says giraffes are his favorite animal.

Even if he won’t pretend that 90% of giraffes are homosexual, Stuart truly belongs in the Labour Party. He actually blames white males who are not sexual deviants for Dawn Butler, a Woman of Color, making such a fool of herself.

‘I’m really sick and tired now of straight, white, male, young advisers (and that’s who they all are) delivering such foolish words into the mouths of people I’m supposed to respect.

‘Stay in your lanes, boys, because you don’t get this at all.’

But wait, isn’t it racist to imply that white males have to do Butler’s thinking for her?

On a tip from Steve T.

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