John F’ing Kerry Says He Won’t Run

The Democrat Party is between Scylla and Charybdis. On one side, a palpably evil communist maniac. On the other, a corrupt senile jerk. Rats scurry restlessly, aware that the ship might go down.

Via NBC News:

Former Secretary of State John Kerry — one of Joe Biden’s highest-profile endorsers — was overheard Sunday on the phone at a Des Moines hotel explaining what he would have to do to enter the presidential race amid “the possibility of Bernie Sanders taking down the Democratic Party — down whole.” …

Kerry was overheard by an NBC News analyst saying “maybe I’m f—ing deluding myself here” and explaining that to run, he’d have to step down from the board of Bank of America and give up his ability to make paid speeches.

He could make a lot more by becoming president. Look how rich Obama is. But Trump would trounce him, even assuming the pompous traitor could get the nomination.

Asked about the call later Sunday, Kerry said he was “absolutely not” contemplating joining the Democratic primary race. He reiterated the sentiment in a tweet later, saying “any report otherwise is f—ing (or categorically) false.”

That’s why they call him John F’ing Kerry. Like an underdisciplined 12-year-old, he knows he can make himself daring and cool by dropping the F-bomb constantly.

There is not much chance Kerry will try to jump into the race…

But that he would even discuss the possibility suggests that prominent members of the Democratic Party remain deeply unsettled by the current field, Sanders’ strength in the polls and the ability of any candidate to defeat President Donald Trump.

It’s a good thing Biden’s wheels are already wobbling, because Slow Joe might reinstall Kerry as Secretary of State. That would be great news for the terrorists running Iran.

On tips from Rapinhoe and Varla.

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