Last week’s winning “Instapundit Post of the Week” goes to this entry slipped in just under the wire last night:
SO, LIKE PORTLAND ONLY WITH SEX. AND FOOD. Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death as cops admit they are powerless to control them.
Allow me to illustrate the wining entry:
Barbarians at the gate (Thailand, above, Portland, below)
They don’t like walls and they don’t like fences any better.
Protestors demonstrating another mantra of the Left: “tear it down!”
And regarding the Left’s “build bridges not walls” mantra – that’s so they can shut them down when the monkeys become disgruntled.
Burnside Bridge, Portland June 2, 2020
Freemont Bridge, Portland June 15, 2020
All these little monkeys want is justice – and free food, beverages, housing and medical care. Since it’s Sunday, and I’m feeling a bit more charitable than I do as a rule these days, I’m going to offer the monkeys this advice (free): be careful what you wish for, once you’re owned by the overlords your life is literally in their hands.
“Thai authorities began sterilising the monkeys in a bid to bring their population under control.”
*Today’s post dedicated to Janice the Elder and her banned but(t) beloved simian references. RIP, dear soul.
**Footnote: Classical reference in the headline.
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