The Debate Was No Rocky Graziano-Tony Zale Title Fight

Three of the most exciting fights in boxing history were the three fights for the middleweight championship of the world between Rocky Graziano and Tony Zale.

Tuesday night’s debate was no Graziano-Zale title fight.

In the blue corner you had challenger Joe Biden otherwise known as Sleepy Joe.  In the red corner you had champion Donald Trump otherwise known as The Orange Man.

Sleepy Joe was known to be a finesse boxer in the style of Muhammad Ali.  The Orange Man was known to fight like a barroom brawler in the style of Two Ton Tony Galento.  Biden was trained by former champion Barack Obama.  Trump said “I don’t need no trainer, I’ll just wing it.”

The fighters did not touch gloves at the beginning of the fight.  Referee Chris Wallace quickly lost control of the fight with Trump continuing to throw punches every time he tried to break them up.  At one point in the fight Biden tried to take control by telling Trump “will you shut up man!”  That did not work either.

Biden proved he too was a liar when he said: “I’m not going to call him a liar because everyone knows he’s a liar.”

Neither Sleepy Joe nor Orange Man followed the referee’s instruction to answer the questions.

The most exciting part of the fight was the constant frown on Trump’s face as opposed to the alternating phony grin and frown on Biden’s face.

As one of the three judges I scored the fight a draw.  I called one round even and gave each fighter seven rounds.

I think the spectators must be wondering what this match was all about.

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