Our Man In Beijing

It’s simply uncanny how ahead of its time Twilight Zone was.

No need to imagine anymore.

That’s ‘President’ YouTwitFace to you

The man who can’t find his way out of a brown paper bag,

and still has trouble finding his way into his federally mandated cloth facemask.

And now we’re about to find out what China wants with that old YouTwitFace they just took delivery of:

Is Joe About To Surrender Taiwan To Beijing?

The answer is yes. All you people who voted for old TwitFace because you didn’t like Trump’s mean tweets are in for a very rude awakening. If you think Russia Russia Russia is our enemy just wait till you see how China China China behaves as our friend.

Our Man in Beijing

Now repeat after me in your best YouTweetFace voice: ‘China is our friend, China is our friend, China…’