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Situation Update, Jan 27th, 2021 - Covid "Science" Insanity: Anal Swabs & Face Diapers! - Mike Adams Must Video

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Today’s Situation Update for Jan. 27th discusses the TEXIT movement (Texas secession), the military “occupation” of the District of Columbia foreign land (DC), and dares to delve into bizarre, horrifying new “science” that demands anal swab covid testing for children and adults.

Yes, anal swabs are the new covid-19 testing protocol now being pushed in China and no doubt arriving soon in America. Scientists and the media are claiming that if they stick a swab up your butt, it reduces “false positives.”

Of course, it’s all just stupid at this point. The coronavirus is a respiratory virus, and unless you breathe through your rectum, anal swabs are nothing more than obedience training for sheeple. Globalists are literally dreaming up the most insane things they can think of, then declaring those things to be “science” and demanding you comply.

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America is descending into a scene ripped right out of Idiocracy.

This is how it has come to triple masks being pushed by the delusional media, along with anal swabs that require you to pull down your pants and literally bend over and take it up the rear in the name of “compliance.”

“China Pushes Anal Coronavirus Tests,” declares The National Pulse. That story cites the Washington Post, which explains:

Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative.

This is all based on faulty PCR testing, by the way, which determines the outcome of the test by changing the cycle settings to achieve whatever desired outcome they want.

But as I stated in the podcast below, “If covid is in your BUTT, why do you have to wear a diaper on your FACE?”

The new anal swab covid testing is also, of course, another twisted opportunity for left-wing perverts and pedophiles to sodomize children in the name of “science.” No doubt top democrat donors will be lining up as volunteers to conduct anal swabbing on children because they’re truly that twisted.

Listen to the full podcast above. The last five minutes also contains a hilarious comedy skit concerning NASA “transtronauts,” which refers to transgender astronauts and the possible problems they may encounter with space suits calibrated to the wrong gender.

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    • Debbie

      The only up side to the vaccines killing and maiming people is that the only people taking them are the ones who believe the fake news and likely supported the Marxist evil Demon-rats………to be rid of them is probably a very good thing and might save America….but on the other hand unsuspecting innocent people are being FORCED to take the vaccine…….like the old people in nursing homes they want dead….and the military that they want weakened so that the Chinese can prevail….the vaccine is just stage two of the Covid 19 weapon against humanity…

      • US Marine Fighting Tyranny

        Hi Debbie,

        EXACTLY!… SPOT ON!!


        Mike Adams (like “Dave on X-22 Report) is a TREASONOUS Dirtbag!

        NEVER believe a filthy word out of his zionist mouth!

        John Rolls is a psy-ops operator, another traitor! (“John Rolls”,… might just be zionist Mike Adams posting his own garbage under a Troll name!)

        JD – US Marine Fighting Tyranny

        REAL PATRIOT SITE: From The Trenches World Report .com

    • Slimey

      Another situationy update from Mikey. Yes, another one. :???:

      NO, obammie could not speak. WTF dude, don’t you ever see his embarrassing videos on Youtubid (if they haven’t taken it down)? It is some of the MOST embarrassing videos of someone talking I have EVER seen. :mad:

      Stop being ‘fraidy of Negroes and take them for what’s it worth and be willing to see them at their best and worst.

      Again, Bitem has NO RIGHT to that office and I don’t know what he doing up there and I don’t think he does either. Pssylousi, et al., should pay dearly for her treason. I hate to see an old woman hanged with feces and urine dribbling but this one time the punishment should fit the grime. :mad:

      This woman has done IMMENSE damage (along with Chick “Erection” Schemer) to this country much like the Nerogro obammie. But the LORD said he would send you women and children to WULE you when you sin.

      I got half-way on 2x gibberish ebonic Negro mode and stil I’m OUTTA HERE! :lol:

    • Anonymous

      This proves how much the reptilian species, a.k.a., global elites despise God DNA humanity. They see us as cattle, because they are not humans. We cannot expect human type behavior from them as they are NOT one of us. But, God is coming, Praise Jesus. Lift up your prayers to heaven to make haste for his return.

    • Skywoolf

      I believe Trump intentionally bankrupted the Federal Reserve and USA Inc and used the money for the military. I am not a finance person so I don’t know details.

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