It’s totally rewriting the American underwear story
I stumbled upon underwear brand Parade about a year ago after seeing the brand’s impossibly cool Instagram ads. Upon further investigation, I fell in love with the mission, which is to “rewrite the American underwear story” with styles that are comfortable, size-inclusive, and as socially and environmentally conscious as possible.
I adore every pair of Parade undies I own, but the brand’s new Universal seamless collection is what truly changed the game for me. I can comfortably say I’ve never felt so strongly about undergarments.
Universal is Parade’s first foray into the world of edgeless, line-free underwear, with a robust collection of thongs, full-coverage hip huggers, briefs, and boyshorts. They’re all made from the same innovative fabric, composed of 80 percent recycled nylon and 20 percent elastane. The underwear has a buttery texture unlike anything I’ve ever felt, and each pair is topped off with organic cotton lining for maximum breathability.
Wait, nylon? They do realize nylon is made with petroleum, right? Fossil fuels. There’s a good chance that the elastane is made from petroleum, as well.
Beyond the combination of comfort and style, Universal breaks ground in the sustainability department. Parade balances emissions from producing the collection with carbon offsets, which take the form of investments in May Ranch, a Colorado prairie home to over 300 bird species. And as always, the brand continues to donate one percent of profits to Planned Parenthood.
So, they are not really being carbon neutral in their operations, they’re just purchasing “offsets” to cover up their climate killing operations. How are they delivered? Fossil fueled vehicles and airplanes, right?
Oh, and pretty much most of the models look exactly like you’d think a climate cultist leftist would look like.
— WilliamTeach2 (Parler – Wteach) (@WTeach2) February 7, 2021
But, kudos to them for coming up with a product and company that caters to Warmists, taking advantage of their climaidiocy. I hope they’re making a bundle off the little Modern Socialists.
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