Pelosi Blames Border Crisis on Trump and Global Warming

Hermetically sealed within their echo chamber, liberal elitists have no idea that their lies are too absurd to pass the laugh test. It’s not as if the media will ever tell them that they are making fools of themselves. Nancy Pelosi has wandered so far into unwitting self-parody as to blame the crisis Biden’s handlers created at the border on Donald Trump and climate change:

In the past week, there have been eye-opening reports about President Joe Biden’s migrant facilities, including children purportedly going days without showers or sunlight, populations at the detainment centers “akin to jail” at 729%, minors being denied access to communication to family members, and immigration lawyers being denied access to facilities.

Sounds like Democrats should have refrained from egging on the entire Third World to pour across the undefended border, receive the likely amnesty, and climb aboard the welfare gravy train.

Since the situation Democrats have created is terrible, it must be Trump’s fault — despite Trump being the only president in living memory to try to stem the invasion.

“What the administration has inherited is a broken system at the border, and they are working to correct that in the children’s interest,” Pelosi told [ABC News’ This Week] host George Stephanopoulos.

Everything will be okay, says Pelosi, now that Biden’s handlers have sent FEMA to the border so that the unaccompanied children being pushed across the border to establish immigration footholds “are cared for as they are transferred into family homes or homes that are safe for them to be.”

Pelosi again passed the blame to the Trump administration by saying, “So this, again, is a transition for what was wrong before to what is right.”

But not everything that goes wrong under Democrat rule can be blamed on past Republican presidents. After they dig down to underlying causes, that which is not caused by white supremacy must be caused by global warming:

“My most recent trip to the Northern Triangle, that would be Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, you saw the impact of the climate change, mind you,” she claimed. “These people were leaving because of the drought. They couldn’t farm and they were seeking other ways to survive.”

If the imaginary climate problem is global, it effects everywhere, so what’s the use of migrating?

Maybe the illegal immigrants are masochists and they want to subject themselves to the unusually cold weather we’ve had lately. Last month was the coldest February in 30 years. But I’m forgetting, cold is weather, so it is caused by global warming too. Like I said about the laugh test.

Biden’s handlers have made it clear all along that there would be minimal enforcement of immigration laws with them in charge. Now they are handing out $1,400 “stimulus” checks to illegal aliens. Why wouldn’t the entire Third World show up at the door?

On tips from Varla, ABC of the ANC, and Mr. Freemarket.

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